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Sir Tigger KC

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Re: Single again ?
« Reply #45 on: 02 March 2014, 12:35:46 »
Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2014, 12:27:55
If you walk around a busy supermarket saying "Wanna shag?" to all the women, one of them will say yes. :y

I don't think you'd be able to walk out of the supermarket if you tried that approach....  :-\
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Re: Single again ?
« Reply #46 on: 02 March 2014, 12:36:50 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 02 March 2014, 12:35:46
Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2014, 12:27:55
If you walk around a busy supermarket saying "Wanna shag?" to all the women, one of them will say yes. :y

I don't think you'd be able to walk out of the supermarket if you tried that approach....  :-\
Nonsense! Common behaviour up this way.
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Re: Single again ?
« Reply #47 on: 02 March 2014, 12:44:01 »
Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2014, 12:36:50
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 02 March 2014, 12:35:46
Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2014, 12:27:55
If you walk around a busy supermarket saying "Wanna shag?" to all the women, one of them will say yes. :y

I don't think you'd be able to walk out of the supermarket if you tried that approach....  :-\
Nonsense! Common behaviour up this way.

Ah yes, I've heard that's quite acceptable Oooop North!  :y  The ladies can be a bit like this around here....  :-X  ::)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAqLyvdtGtI
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Re: Single again ?
« Reply #48 on: 02 March 2014, 13:20:02 »
Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2014, 12:27:55
If you walk around a busy supermarket saying "Wanna shag?" to all the women, one of them will say yes. :y

Wakefield.   ::)
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Re: Single again ?
« Reply #49 on: 02 March 2014, 14:35:33 »
Quote from: bigegg on 02 March 2014, 13:20:02
Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2014, 12:27:55
If you walk around a busy supermarket saying "Wanna shag?" to all the women, one of them will say yes. :y

Wakefield.   ::)
Wha....? :o.       ;D
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Re: Single again ?
« Reply #50 on: 02 March 2014, 15:11:17 »
Quote from: cem on 02 March 2014, 11:12:32
Quote from: Emd on 02 March 2014, 11:06:22
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My wife and I were happy for many years....and then we met!
;D ;D


Think i best forget about relationships for now and concentrate on the V8 workshop  :-X

v8 cant cook for you ;D
And that's a problem because... ::)
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Re: Single again ?
« Reply #51 on: 02 March 2014, 17:46:31 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 02 March 2014, 12:17:36
Sorry to hear this Emd, but remember often when one door closes another will open.  :)  Maybe time to put that Mig back on the road!  :y

I seem to remember that there is a 'fruit code' to signify your availability status in the supermarket.  I can't remember the details but if it's not your thing don't wander about with just 2 banana's in your basket, or you may attract unwanted attention!!  :o  Try a banana and a ring doughnut!!  ;) ;D

Good Luck!  :y

no worries .. women radars senses will catch you from a mile ;D
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Re: Single again ?
« Reply #52 on: 02 March 2014, 18:35:18 »
Better be more careful in the fruit and veg section  :-X
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Re: Single again ?
« Reply #53 on: 02 March 2014, 18:39:36 »
Sorry to hear this, Mr Emd. :-\

Get your local barmaid to 'rub it better'. ;)
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Re: Single again ?
« Reply #54 on: 03 March 2014, 11:41:19 »
Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2014, 12:27:55
If you walk around a busy supermarket saying "Wanna shag?" to all the women, one of them will say yes. :y

.. and it won't be the cute one who's clearly got too close to the chiller cabinet, either. ::)
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Re: Single again ?
« Reply #55 on: 03 March 2014, 11:43:58 »
Really sorry to hear that bud  :(
You have my numbers if you want to set the world to rights  ;)
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Re: Single again ?
« Reply #56 on: 03 March 2014, 12:13:09 »
Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2014, 12:27:55
If you walk around a busy supermarket saying "Wanna shag?" to all the women, one of them will say yes. :y
How's that working for you?
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Re: Single again ?
« Reply #57 on: 03 March 2014, 22:30:28 »
My 50th this year,(wifes as well) so what have i done wrong? :'(
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