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Author Topic: Did you hear about the two irish homosexuals?  (Read 1446 times)

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Richie London

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Re: Did you hear about the two irish homosexuals?
« Reply #15 on: 15 June 2008, 21:55:16 »

2 gay telephone engineers ringing each other in the phone box  ::)
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Re: Did you hear about the two irish homosexuals?
« Reply #16 on: 15 June 2008, 21:58:46 »

Haywood Jablome :P
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Re: Did you hear about the two irish homosexuals?
« Reply #17 on: 15 June 2008, 22:00:12 »

I once told a supply teacher I was called Peter File ....

She didn't twig until she wrote it down, dappy old cow...
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Re: Did you hear about the two irish homosexuals?
« Reply #18 on: 15 June 2008, 22:30:39 »

When I was a young lad the local sweet shop was run by an old dear. It was your typical sweetie shop with loads of shelves which had the  plastic containers with screw on lids and loads of different types of sweets. We used to go into the shop and ask for a quarter of Clitoris Clusters and stand there chuckling while the old dear would go rummaging trying to find the jar with Clitoris Clusters in ::)
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Re: Did you hear about the two irish homosexuals?
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When I was a young lad the local sweet shop was run by an old dear. It was your typical sweetie shop with loads of shelves which had the  plastic containers with screw on lids and loads of different types of sweets. We used to go into the shop and ask for a quarter of Clitoris Clusters and stand there chuckling while the old dear would go rummaging trying to find the jar with Clitoris Clusters in ::)
She could have brought you Swedish fish and you wouldn't have known better.  ;D
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Re: Did you hear about the two irish homosexuals?
« Reply #20 on: 15 June 2008, 22:57:22 »

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The Scot`s: "Ben Doon"

Ah, yes, those famous twins: Ben Doon and Phil McCrevis.

Have you read the book " Rusty Bedsprings" by I.P. Knightly?
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