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Mr Skrunts

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Insulting Women.
« on: 19 June 2008, 09:02:13 »
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.

Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
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Re: Insulting Women.
« Reply #1 on: 19 June 2008, 09:14:13 »
Sailing close to the wind today  ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 19 June 2008, 09:17:04 »
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Sailing close to the wind today  ;D

Yes, that's why I am posting whilst Lizzie is offline.   ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #3 on: 19 June 2008, 09:26:12 »
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Sailing close to the wind today  ;D

Yes, that's why I am posting whilst Lizzie is offline.   ;D ;D ;D :y

Thought you were being brave......... :y :y :y
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« Reply #4 on: 19 June 2008, 09:29:23 »
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Sailing close to the wind today  ;D

Yes, that's why I am posting whilst Lizzie is offline.   ;D ;D ;D :y

Thought you were being brave......... :y :y :y

There's more but I thought I would keep them as a backup.   ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Insulting Women.
« Reply #5 on: 19 June 2008, 17:29:21 »
Chicken...... her bark is worse then her bite.  ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D

where as my bite is worse then my bark! ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #6 on: 19 June 2008, 17:37:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D Just sent it to the other half via msn.... Looks like its sofa tonite.... ahh... at least I dont have to suffer big brother! Thanks to Scruntie  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 19 June 2008, 17:57:51 »
Hey Skruntie, you are taking a risk there I don't think even Debs can laugh at that one :-/
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Chicken...... her bark is worse then her bite.  ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D

where as my bite is worse then my bark! ;D ;D ;D ;D


Really.....................  :-X
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« Reply #9 on: 19 June 2008, 21:51:58 »
I thought it was quite funny!  :D
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Re: Insulting Women.
« Reply #10 on: 19 June 2008, 21:56:20 »
Who's a brave boy then? Must admit i like sticking my neck out sometimes (southern saying) :D
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« Reply #11 on: 19 June 2008, 22:00:07 »
Well I think Lizzie is up to something, she keep's popping on line to say hello to the newbie's and going off line again.
 ;D ;D  I reckon she's doing her home work to get her own back.   ;D ;D
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Well I think Lizzie is up to something, she keep's popping on line to say hello to the newbie's and going off line again.
 ;D ;D  I reckon she's doing her home work to get her own back.   ;D ;D

Good Luck ;D ;D ;D


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« Reply #13 on: 19 June 2008, 22:22:53 »
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Well I think Lizzie is up to something, she keep's popping on line to say hello to the newbie's and going off line again.
 ;D ;D  I reckon she's doing her home work to get her own back.   ;D ;D

Good Luck ;D ;D ;D




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Heard she was watching all the Sweeny movies through, just in case they came up as a question on quiz night.   ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Well I think Lizzie is up to something, she keep's popping on line to say hello to the newbie's and going off line again.
 ;D ;D  I reckon she's doing her home work to get her own back.   ;D ;D

Good Luck ;D ;D ;D




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Heard she was watching all the Sweeny movies through, just in case they came up as a question on quiz night.   ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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It's early yet........................
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