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Twist of fate
« on: 14 December 2014, 12:51:23 »

Some years ago my youngest daughter gave birth to the eldest of my grandchildren,she and the boys father split up shortly after his birth.Fast forward 20yrs and the child is now grown and has produced my great grandson.All very straightforward so far.However today I've learned that next year my younger brother is going to marry the mother of the ex-boyfriend,so at a stroke not only will my brother be my grandsons uncle he'll also be his step grandfather and step great grandfather of my great grandson!!!Talk about confused?You will be!!
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Re: Twist of fate
« Reply #1 on: 14 December 2014, 12:54:40 »

Some years ago my youngest daughter gave birth to the eldest of my grandchildren,she and the boys father split up shortly after his birth.Fast forward 20yrs and the child is now grown and has produced my great grandson.All very straightforward so far.However today I've learned that next year my younger brother is going to marry the mother of the ex-boyfriend,so at a stroke not only will my brother be my grandsons uncle he'll also be his step grandfather and step great grandfather of my great grandson!!!Talk about confused?You will be!!

This is fine, it's when brothers and sisters marry that you need to worry*


* Norfolk and Yorkshire excepted. ;D
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Re: Twist of fate
« Reply #2 on: 14 December 2014, 13:17:05 »

Some years ago my youngest daughter gave birth to the eldest of my grandchildren,she and the boys father split up shortly after his birth.Fast forward 20yrs and the child is now grown and has produced my great grandson.All very straightforward so far.However today I've learned that next year my younger brother is going to marry the mother of the ex-boyfriend,so at a stroke not only will my brother be my grandsons uncle he'll also be his step grandfather and step great grandfather of my great grandson!!!Talk about confused?You will be!!

This is fine, it's when brothers and sisters marry that you need to worry*


* Norfolk and Yorkshire excepted. ;D

In some cultures it's normal  :(
« Last Edit: 14 December 2014, 13:19:30 by Cleggy »
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Re: Twist of fate
« Reply #3 on: 14 December 2014, 13:36:33 »

Some years ago my youngest daughter gave birth to the eldest of my grandchildren,she and the boys father split up shortly after his birth.Fast forward 20yrs and the child is now grown and has produced my great grandson.All very straightforward so far.However today I've learned that next year my younger brother is going to marry the mother of the ex-boyfriend,so at a stroke not only will my brother be my grandsons uncle he'll also be his step grandfather and step great grandfather of my great grandson!!!Talk about confused?You will be!!

This is fine, it's when brothers and sisters marry that you need to worry*


* Norfolk and Lincolnshire excepted. ;D

Fixed that slip for you
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Re: Twist of fate
« Reply #4 on: 14 December 2014, 13:49:11 »

Some years ago my youngest daughter gave birth to the eldest of my grandchildren,she and the boys father split up shortly after his birth.Fast forward 20yrs and the child is now grown and has produced my great grandson.All very straightforward so far.However today I've learned that next year my younger brother is going to marry the mother of the ex-boyfriend,so at a stroke not only will my brother be my grandsons uncle he'll also be his step grandfather and step great grandfather of my great grandson!!!Talk about confused?You will be!!

This is fine, it's when brothers and sisters marry that you need to worry*


* Norfolk and Lincolnshire excepted. ;D

Fixed that slip for you

In Lincolnshire it is against the law NOT to marry your sister. ;D

As a result many children here have two heads.......or six fingers on each hand. :)
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Re: Twist of fate
« Reply #5 on: 14 December 2014, 14:07:14 »

And that's just the Romanians ::)

I had to read that a few times for it to make sense though...
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Re: Twist of fate
« Reply #6 on: 14 December 2014, 20:20:52 »

Some years ago my youngest daughter gave birth to the eldest of my grandchildren,she and the boys father split up shortly after his birth.Fast forward 20yrs and the child is now grown and has produced my great grandson.All very straightforward so far.However today I've learned that next year my younger brother is going to marry the mother of the ex-boyfriend,so at a stroke not only will my brother be my grandsons uncle he'll also be his step grandfather and step great grandfather of my great grandson!!!Talk about confused?You will be!!

This is fine, it's when brothers and sisters marry that you need to worry*


* Norfolk and Lincolnshire excepted. ;D

Fixed that slip for you

That's better............. ;D ;D
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Re: Twist of fate
« Reply #7 on: 14 December 2014, 21:06:02 »

Some years ago my youngest daughter gave birth to the eldest of my grandchildren,she and the boys father split up shortly after his birth.Fast forward 20yrs and the child is now grown and has produced my great grandson.All very straightforward so far.However today I've learned that next year my younger brother is going to marry the mother of the ex-boyfriend,so at a stroke not only will my brother be my grandsons uncle he'll also be his step grandfather and step great grandfather of my great grandson!!!Talk about confused?You will be!!

This is fine, it's when brothers and sisters marry that you need to worry*


* Norfolk and Yorkshire excepted. ;D

Oi,don't forget us down here in the southwest :o ;D
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Re: Twist of fate
« Reply #8 on: 15 December 2014, 11:30:04 »

Caravan dwellers, and personage's from the colonies its the norm, o and the fen's
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