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[The Sheriff]

One of my friends is down in London. On the tube this morning:

"We apologise for the delay. Sunlight on the platform is causing a lack of confidence and vision for the driver."

[zirk]

Posh sentence for 'Under the Influence' 

Another Strike on the cards then 

[Kevin Wood]

One of my friends is down in London. On the tube this morning:

"We apologise for the delay. Sunlight on the platform is causing a lack of confidence and vision for the driver."

Must have had a good curry last night.

[aaronjb]

Well.. it is unusually sunny today.

I came over one of the hills on the A322 and the sheet of water from the burst water main coupled with the sun made it impossible to see where I was going..

..I didn't slow down, of course, just drove blindly into the light

[EMD]

Well.. it is unusually sunny today.

I came over one of the hills on the A322 and the sheet of water from the burst water main coupled with the sun made it impossible to see where I was going..

..I didn't slow down, of course, just drove blindly into the light

But you did have the option to drive cross the fields 

[ronnyd]

Sure it wasn,t a load of Chelskie fans stopping some poor sod getting on the train?

[tigers_gonads]

Sure it wasn,t a load of Chelskie fans stopping some poor sod getting on the train?

I saw that 

Without a doubt, the fans need a dry slap for there attitude BUT why did the bloke walk past god knows how many other carriages and try to get on that one which was rammed with pissed up Chelsea fans ?

Smells like a media setup to me 

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

Sure it wasn,t a load of Chelskie fans stopping some poor sod getting on the train?

I saw that 

Without a doubt, the fans need a dry slap for there attitude BUT why did the bloke walk past god knows how many other carriages and try to get on that one which was rammed with pissed up Chelsea fans ?

Smells like a media setup to me 

I'd have loved him to just headbutt one of them, or start some crazy kung fu shit...

[tigers_gonads]

Sure it wasn,t a load of Chelskie fans stopping some poor sod getting on the train?

I saw that 

Without a doubt, the fans need a dry slap for there attitude BUT why did the bloke walk past god knows how many other carriages and try to get on that one which was rammed with pissed up Chelsea fans ?

Smells like a media setup to me 

I'd have loved him to just headbutt one of them, or start some crazy kung fu shit...

Yup
Drag one of the daft lads off the train just before the doors shut and use his head in a game of "slam" against the wall 

Never the less, still smacks of a setup to me and with all the shite in France at the moment, certain branches of the French media are having a little campaign against Marine Le Penn and her chums 
A bit like the UKIP 100 days program on the TV a few days back 

[TheBoy]

Well.. it is unusually sunny today.

I came over one of the hills on the A322 and the sheet of water from the burst water main coupled with the sun made it impossible to see where I was going..

..I didn't slow down, of course, just drove blindly into the light

But you did have the option to drive cross the fields 

I thought you bought a Frontera, rather than a capable off-roader 

[BazaJT]

What was he going to do swerve into an oncoming train or what?