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STMO123

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Mother and daughter
« on: 09 July 2008, 15:07:20 »
A young lad pulls an older woman in the pub. She's 55 but pretty good for her age. Hmmmm, he thinks, I'll bet she's got a nice daughter.
On the way home she says "Would you like to try a 'sportsmans double'?" "What's that?" he says. "It's a mother and daughter in a threesome". "Yes please" he says.
As they get through the front door she says "I'll just go and check if mum is still awake"

 :D :D
« Last Edit: 09 July 2008, 15:10:49 by STMO123 »
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Re: Mother and daughter
« Reply #1 on: 09 July 2008, 15:11:27 »
 :-[ :-[ :-[

I feel sick (and perverted  ;D)
« Last Edit: 09 July 2008, 15:11:47 by jimbob »
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Re: Mother and daughter
« Reply #2 on: 09 July 2008, 15:19:59 »
FMOMCL  ;D ;D ;D

Nice one Steve :y
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I HAVE THE BODY OF AN 18 YEAR OLD.......I KEEP IT IN THE FRIDGE!

Debs.

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Re: Mother and daughter
« Reply #3 on: 09 July 2008, 15:22:20 »
 ::) Let that be a lesson! ;D
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Martin_1962

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Re: Mother and daughter
« Reply #4 on: 09 July 2008, 15:25:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mother and daughter
« Reply #5 on: 09 July 2008, 15:31:57 »
Yeah baby!  :o ;D
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Re: Mother and daughter
« Reply #6 on: 09 July 2008, 15:38:42 »
Quite billious now  ;D ;D
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Re: Mother and daughter
« Reply #7 on: 09 July 2008, 15:47:35 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mother and daughter
« Reply #8 on: 09 July 2008, 16:03:48 »
PMSL Thats sick ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mother and daughter
« Reply #9 on: 09 July 2008, 16:31:31 »
Yuk!  ;D
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Re: Mother and daughter
« Reply #10 on: 09 July 2008, 16:41:17 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mother and daughter
« Reply #11 on: 09 July 2008, 17:25:38 »
  ;D ;D ;D :y
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albitz

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Re: Mother and daughter
« Reply #12 on: 09 July 2008, 17:34:56 »
....and why not. :D ;D ;D
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Re: Mother and daughter
« Reply #13 on: 09 July 2008, 17:44:21 »
Did'nt see that one coming!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mother and daughter
« Reply #14 on: 09 July 2008, 19:13:32 »
oh the memories. it brings it all flooding back. all them years in therapy, wasted. cheers mate. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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