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johnnycboy

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Oil Shortage
« on: 15 July 2008, 18:40:26 »

A lot of people can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in the North Sea
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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster !!!

Any Questions ???
NO? I didn't think so!
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Re: Oil Shortage
« Reply #1 on: 15 July 2008, 18:42:34 »
 :ylike it jcb,very good ;D
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Re: Oil Shortage
« Reply #2 on: 15 July 2008, 18:47:19 »
Brilliant  [smiley=lolk.gif] [smiley=lolk.gif]
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Re: Oil Shortage
« Reply #3 on: 15 July 2008, 18:55:14 »
superb :y
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Re: Oil Shortage
« Reply #4 on: 15 July 2008, 19:37:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Oil Shortage
« Reply #5 on: 15 July 2008, 19:39:51 »
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:ylike it jcb,very good ;D

you make sound like a digger ;D ;D ;D ;D
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