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Joke - Two Irish Men And A Blonde
« on: 15 July 2008, 22:15:54 »
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing. Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length.'



« Last Edit: 15 July 2008, 22:36:39 by damienj3 »
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Re: Two Irish Men And A Blonde
« Reply #1 on: 15 July 2008, 22:18:37 »
 ;D Hahahahaha! ;D
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Re: Two Irish Men And A Blonde
« Reply #2 on: 15 July 2008, 22:19:22 »
 ;D :D
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Re: Joke - Two Irish Men And A Blonde
« Reply #3 on: 16 July 2008, 00:35:40 »
I liked that one.   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - Two Irish Men And A Blonde
« Reply #4 on: 16 July 2008, 08:47:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - Two Irish Men And A Blonde
« Reply #5 on: 16 July 2008, 09:35:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - Two Irish Men And A Blonde
« Reply #6 on: 16 July 2008, 12:29:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - Two Irish Men And A Blonde
« Reply #7 on: 16 July 2008, 13:31:53 »
Brilliant ;D ;D ;D :y
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