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« on: 08 June 2016, 15:42:56 »
One of your bugbears has finally been addressed. Just seen an ad on codgers TV for British Seniors insurance, which promises to pay your assured sum OR the amount of premiums paid, whichever is higher.
Happy now?
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« Reply #1 on: 08 June 2016, 16:07:38 »
Quote from: STEMO on 08 June 2016, 15:42:56
One of your bugbears has finally been addressed. Just seen an ad on codgers TV for British Seniors insurance, which promises to pay your assured sum OR the amount of premiums paid, whichever is higher.
Happy now?

Better, I suppose. :)

But would it really hurt the bastards to throw in a new car, or villa  complete with pool in the south of France as a 'welcome gift'?

I mean, who wants a f**king pen? :)
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« Reply #2 on: 08 June 2016, 16:37:27 »

Is this car insurance or life insurance ?

I mean, if it's life insurance why bother  ;D     :-X   :-X
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« Reply #3 on: 08 June 2016, 16:55:58 »
Quote from: Mister Rog on 08 June 2016, 16:37:27

Is this car insurance or life insurance ?

I mean, if it's life insurance why bother  ;D     :-X   :-X

The only person who does well out of this rip off is Parkinson. :-\
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« Reply #4 on: 08 June 2016, 17:15:09 »
What is the point of life insurance ? It pays you money when your dead. You cant spend it then.  :-\ ::)
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« Reply #5 on: 08 June 2016, 17:18:04 »
Quote from: Migv6 on 08 June 2016, 17:15:09
What is the point of life insurance ? It pays you money when your dead. You cant spend it then.  :-\ ::)

Yes, but Opti has a 20 something year old nymphomaniac bit on the side who insists he is insured, with her as beneficiary  ::)
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Re: MR OPTI
« Reply #6 on: 08 June 2016, 17:26:20 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 08 June 2016, 16:07:38
Quote from: STEMO on 08 June 2016, 15:42:56
One of your bugbears has finally been addressed. Just seen an ad on codgers TV for British Seniors insurance, which promises to pay your assured sum OR the amount of premiums paid, whichever is higher.
Happy now?

Better, I suppose. :)

But would it really hurt the bastards to throw in a new car, or villa  complete with pool in the south of France as a 'welcome gift'?

I mean, who wants a f**king pen? :)
I do can never find one in this house hold ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 08 June 2016, 18:22:52 »
Quote from: Mister Rog on 08 June 2016, 17:18:04
Quote from: Migv6 on 08 June 2016, 17:15:09
What is the point of life insurance ? It pays you money when your dead. You cant spend it then.  :-\ ::)

Yes, but Opti has a 20 something year old nymphomaniac bit on the side who insists he is insured, with her as beneficiary  ::)

Nineteen. Who wants an old woman. :D ;D
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Re: MR OPTI
« Reply #8 on: 08 June 2016, 20:17:46 »
Let's have it right if your an old fart a codger you'd forget where you'd put the pen anyway  ;D
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