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« on: 25 July 2008, 20:25:57 »
An 80 year old man goes for his medical checkup.  All of his tests come back with normal results.

The doctor says, 'George,  everything looks great.  How are you doing mentally and emotionally.  Are you at peace with God?'


George  replies, 'God and I are tight. He  knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed  it so  when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the Bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!,   the light goes  off.'  



'Wow, that's   incredible,' says the doctor.

A little later in the day, the doctor  calls George's wife.  

'Ethel,' he  says,  'George is fine but I had to  call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and  *poof*!, the light goes on  in the bathroom, and when he's  done, *poof*! The light goes off?'



Oh my goodness!' Ethel exclaims,  'He's pissing in the fridge again!!!!



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Re: he he
« Reply #1 on: 25 July 2008, 22:54:27 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: he he
« Reply #2 on: 25 July 2008, 22:56:10 »
 ;D :y
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Re: he he
« Reply #3 on: 25 July 2008, 22:57:26 »
Ha Ha I like it!
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Re: he he
« Reply #4 on: 26 July 2008, 08:22:58 »
tis a good chuckle isnt it!! :y
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« Reply #5 on: 26 July 2008, 11:10:12 »
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An 80 year old man goes for his medical checkup.  All of his tests come back with normal results.

The doctor says, 'George,  everything looks great.  How are you doing mentally and emotionally.  Are you at peace with God?'


George  replies, 'God and I are tight. He  knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed  it so  when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the Bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!,   the light goes  off.'  



'Wow, that's   incredible,' says the doctor.

A little later in the day, the doctor  calls George's wife.  

'Ethel,' he  says,  'George is fine but I had to  call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and  *poof*!, the light goes on  in the bathroom, and when he's  done, *poof*! The light goes off?'



Oh my goodness!' Ethel exclaims,  'He's pissing in the fridge again!!!!



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: he he
« Reply #6 on: 26 July 2008, 13:13:58 »
Brilliant!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :y
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Re: he he
« Reply #7 on: 26 July 2008, 14:58:48 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: he he
« Reply #8 on: 26 July 2008, 15:01:51 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 26 July 2008, 15:02:59 »
Don't eat the yellow ice !!!!
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Re: he he
« Reply #10 on: 26 July 2008, 15:25:31 »
I reckon Omegatoy is speaking from experience ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 26 July 2008, 20:47:41 »
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I reckon Omegatoy is speaking from experience ;D

 :o :o :o maybe!!!
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Re: he he
« Reply #12 on: 26 July 2008, 20:49:03 »
Good one  ;D ;D :y
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