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jokes in the pub
« on: 27 July 2008, 01:40:22 »
why is it whenever someone tells you a joke in the pub, its forgotton the next day.  :-? :-?
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« Reply #1 on: 27 July 2008, 01:41:21 »
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why is it whenever someone tells you a joke in the pub, its forgotton the next day.  :-? :-?

i forget 5 mins later ! :D :D esp when had 12 pints of john smiths smooth  ;D like now ! :y
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« Reply #2 on: 27 July 2008, 02:02:57 »
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why is it whenever someone tells you a joke in the pub, its forgotton the next day.  :-? :-?

i forget 5 mins later ! :D :D esp when had 12 pints of john smiths smooth  ;D like now ! :y

Nats pee.......................... ;D ;D ;D but, if I dring beer I like it or theakstons. :y
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« Reply #3 on: 27 July 2008, 02:03:46 »
whats dring mike !!! ;D :D :D used to sup old pecuiliar  :y
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« Reply #4 on: 27 July 2008, 02:05:03 »
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whats dring mike !!! ;D :D :D used to sup old pecuiliar  :y

Blame the Whisky...............LOL...... ;D ;D ;D
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whats dring mike !!! ;D :D :D used to sup old pecuiliar  :y

Blame the Whisky...............LOL...... ;D ;D ;D

 :D :D :D carnt stand the stuff  :P :P
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« Reply #6 on: 27 July 2008, 02:10:38 »
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whats dring mike !!! ;D :D :D used to sup old pecuiliar  :y

10 yrs ago i was on stella, 4 mouthfuls and it was gone, since ive had kids i drink fosters or carlsberg. dont get hangovers, very rare but its no fun waking up in stinging nettles or slumped in the corridir of your flats. can u imagine what its like trying to sleep with your entire head and arms stung, frigging nightmare   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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whats dring mike !!! ;D :D :D used to sup old pecuiliar  :y

10 yrs ago i was on stella, 4 mouthfuls and it was gone, since ive had kids i drink fosters or carlsberg. dont get hangovers, very rare but its no fun waking up in stinging nettles or slumped in the corridir of your flats. can u imagine what its like trying to sleep with your entire head and arms stung, frigging nightmare   ;D ;D ;D ;D

supped a lot of wifebeater when i was younger ! now on bitter then barcadi ! :D
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whats dring mike !!! ;D :D :D used to sup old pecuiliar  :y

10 yrs ago i was on stella, 4 mouthfuls and it was gone, since ive had kids i drink fosters or carlsberg. dont get hangovers, very rare but its no fun waking up in stinging nettles or slumped in the corridir of your flats. can u imagine what its like trying to sleep with your entire head and arms stung, frigging nightmare   ;D ;D ;D ;D

No. Guess that's the benefit of being a northerner, we tend to be able to hold our drink............... ;D ;D ;D
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whats dring mike !!! ;D :D :D used to sup old pecuiliar  :y

10 yrs ago i was on stella, 4 mouthfuls and it was gone, since ive had kids i drink fosters or carlsberg. dont get hangovers, very rare but its no fun waking up in stinging nettles or slumped in the corridir of your flats. can u imagine what its like trying to sleep with your entire head and arms stung, frigging nightmare   ;D ;D ;D ;D

No. Guess that's the benefit of being a northerner, we tend to be able to hold our drink............... ;D ;D ;D


nice one mike ! never woke up anywere but me pit !! well mabye in the middle of some pig !! ;D :D
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whats dring mike !!! ;D :D :D used to sup old pecuiliar  :y

10 yrs ago i was on stella, 4 mouthfuls and it was gone, since ive had kids i drink fosters or carlsberg. dont get hangovers, very rare but its no fun waking up in stinging nettles or slumped in the corridir of your flats. can u imagine what its like trying to sleep with your entire head and arms stung, frigging nightmare   ;D ;D ;D ;D

No. Guess that's the benefit of being a northerner, we tend to be able to hold our drink............... ;D ;D ;D

and hold your women by there long woolen ears  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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whats dring mike !!! ;D :D :D used to sup old pecuiliar  :y

10 yrs ago i was on stella, 4 mouthfuls and it was gone, since ive had kids i drink fosters or carlsberg. dont get hangovers, very rare but its no fun waking up in stinging nettles or slumped in the corridir of your flats. can u imagine what its like trying to sleep with your entire head and arms stung, frigging nightmare   ;D ;D ;D ;D

No. Guess that's the benefit of being a northerner, we tend to be able to hold our drink............... ;D ;D ;D

and hold your women by there long woolen ears  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


sounds like a great nite out that rich !! ;D
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whats dring mike !!! ;D :D :D used to sup old pecuiliar  :y

10 yrs ago i was on stella, 4 mouthfuls and it was gone, since ive had kids i drink fosters or carlsberg. dont get hangovers, very rare but its no fun waking up in stinging nettles or slumped in the corridir of your flats. can u imagine what its like trying to sleep with your entire head and arms stung, frigging nightmare   ;D ;D ;D ;D

No. Guess that's the benefit of being a northerner, we tend to be able to hold our drink............... ;D ;D ;D


nice one mike ! never woke up anywere but me pit !! well mabye in the middle of some pig !! ;D :D

That's a nasty image - bringing back a few unwanted memories.   :-[
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whats dring mike !!! ;D :D :D used to sup old pecuiliar  :y

10 yrs ago i was on stella, 4 mouthfuls and it was gone, since ive had kids i drink fosters or carlsberg. dont get hangovers, very rare but its no fun waking up in stinging nettles or slumped in the corridir of your flats. can u imagine what its like trying to sleep with your entire head and arms stung, frigging nightmare   ;D ;D ;D ;D

No. Guess that's the benefit of being a northerner, we tend to be able to hold our drink............... ;D ;D ;D

and hold your women by there long woolen ears  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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whats dring mike !!! ;D :D :D used to sup old pecuiliar  :y

10 yrs ago i was on stella, 4 mouthfuls and it was gone, since ive had kids i drink fosters or carlsberg. dont get hangovers, very rare but its no fun waking up in stinging nettles or slumped in the corridir of your flats. can u imagine what its like trying to sleep with your entire head and arms stung, frigging nightmare   ;D ;D ;D ;D

No. Guess that's the benefit of being a northerner, we tend to be able to hold our drink............... ;D ;D ;D


nice one mike ! never woke up anywere but me pit !! well mabye in the middle of some pig !! ;D :D

That's a nasty image - bringing back a few unwanted memories.   :-[

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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