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[M16]

An elderly  couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West
African bush  tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.
 
When the  black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his
penis
and on  the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the
penis  to 24 inches.
 
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of  the shower, his wife
looked at him and said, 'How about we try the African  string-and-weight
procedure?

'The husband agreed and they tied a  string and a weight to his penis.
 
A few days later, the wife asked  the husband, 'How is our little tribal
experiment coming  along?'
 
'Well, it looks like we're about half way there,' he  replied.
 
'Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?'
 
'No,  it's turned black.'

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