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M16

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Condom Brands
« on: 10 August 2008, 09:59:57 »
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better


Tesco Condoms - every little helps


Nike Condoms - Just do it.


Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life..


Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.


KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.


Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.


Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.


Abbey National condoms ! - because life is complicated enough.


HalifaxCondoms - Always Giving You Extra

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.


Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.


Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop


Burger King condoms - Home of the whopper


Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide'


Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.


Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.


Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long


Renault condoms - size really does matter!


Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work


Harpic condoms - gets right under the rim !!!


Domestos condoms kills 99% of germs

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reach


Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world


Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure


AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service


Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal


Polo condoms - the one with the hole !!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

L'Oreal condoms - because your worth it!


Mr Muscle condoms - loves the jobs you hate
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Re: Condom Brands
« Reply #1 on: 10 August 2008, 10:01:03 »
A guy pulled an older woman at The Grafton club in Liverpool last night.

She was a right sort for 52, they drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if he'd ever had the “sportsman’s double"-  a mother and daughter threesome?  

He said no.

They drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was his lucky night.

They went back to her place.

She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:

'Mum you still awake?'


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Re: Condom Brands
« Reply #2 on: 10 August 2008, 10:22:54 »
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1215612440 :P :P :P

And leave the grafton alone, I used to have many happy 'grab a granny' nights in there. :y
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Re: Condom Brands
« Reply #3 on: 10 August 2008, 10:29:28 »
That condom list went around work last week...

My reply was,


Trojan Condoms are a hugh seller in the US, Why FFS?!?!?

Does no one over there know the Trojan horse story ?


Some thing large yet harmless looking is let in side a secure area after lots of dancing and alcohol, only to for loads of little fella's to spill out and cause havoc in the early hours...

I rest my case for the worse product name ever.
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Re: Condom Brands
« Reply #4 on: 10 August 2008, 11:51:52 »
Some good brands there  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Condom Brands
« Reply #5 on: 10 August 2008, 12:23:57 »
Very good Damien! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

How about Vauxhalls Corsa Condoms - C'mon!   :D ;) 

« Last Edit: 10 August 2008, 12:24:16 by FRE07962128 »
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Re: Condom Brands
« Reply #6 on: 10 August 2008, 15:10:39 »
Thats a good one Lizzie :)
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Re: Condom Brands
« Reply #7 on: 10 August 2008, 21:25:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Condom Brands
« Reply #8 on: 10 August 2008, 21:34:30 »
 polo condom...  lmao :y
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