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[STEMO]

Two other solutions.

Buy a car cover

Or turf the tata out in the elements to make way for an under cover Corsa.

Did you join chavmyCorsa.com. Forum?

No....the average age is thirteen and three quarters.

It can't be. They'd have to be at least 17. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Two other solutions.

Buy a car cover

Or turf the tata out in the elements to make way for an under cover Corsa.

Did you join chavmyCorsa.com. Forum?

No....the average age is thirteen and three quarters.

It can't be. They'd have to be at least 17. 

I suspect the average age of a derv Astra owner is considerably higher.   In three figures perhaps.

Having said that Jag/Tata owners tend to be pretty long in the tooth. Probably the reason why dullards and old farts on the Jag Info forum banned me (twice)

[Steve B]

Fusebox seal (under scuttle)

Yep..done a few...take out screws and the seal will be broken..you can use a sealant or buy a new one with seal..But sealant does the job..

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CORSA-C-FUSE-RELAY-BOX-COVER-LID-2000-TO-2006-GENUINE-PART-FITS-COMBO/273183841609?hash=item3f9b069d49:g:dscAAOSwKtVWzL2z

And when its drivers side leak it is the sealant around the brake servo gone hard and leaking..

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Fusebox seal (under scuttle)

Yep..done a few...take out screws and the seal will be broken..you can use a sealant or buy a new one with seal..But sealant does the job..

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CORSA-C-FUSE-RELAY-BOX-COVER-LID-2000-TO-2006-GENUINE-PART-FITS-COMBO/273183841609?hash=item3f9b069d49:g:dscAAOSwKtVWzL2z

And when its drivers side leak it is the sealant around the brake servo gone hard and leaking..

Thanks VXL and Steve.

Right next to the battery. I'll take a look and see if it is the culprit.

[Steve B]

Scuttle off and batt out 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Skta25yk_U

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Scuttle off and batt out 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Skta25yk_U

Thanks. I'm surprised he is using draught excluder though. Can't think it would be waterproof.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I would hardly think it's worth the effort even lifting the bonnet, given you'll be paying someone to take it away before long..... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I would hardly think it's worth the effort even lifting the bonnet, given you'll be paying someone to take it away before long..... 

Envy is a terrible thing, Sir Tig.

I imagine the bonnet on the elderly Bavarian is up and down more often than STMO's trousers.........and probably leaks about the same amount. 

[STEMO]

I would hardly think it's worth the effort even lifting the bonnet, given you'll be paying someone to take it away before long..... 

Envy is a terrible thing, Sir Tig.

I imagine the bonnet on the elderly Bavarian is up and down more often than STMO's trousers.........and probably leaks about the same amount.

Don't be bringing me into it. Why don't you both just sell your cars, put the money together, and buy an ice cream or something. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I would hardly think it's worth the effort even lifting the bonnet, given you'll be paying someone to take it away before long..... 

Envy is a terrible thing, Sir Tig.

I imagine the bonnet on the elderly Bavarian is up and down more often than STMO's trousers.........and probably leaks about the same amount.

Don't be bringing me into it. Why don't you both just sell your cars, put the money together, and buy an ice cream or something. 

I doubt that the Corsa that poor Mrs Opti is forced to drive is even worth an ice cream to be honest. 

My car from the stable of Bayerische Motoren Werke however. 

[STEMO]

I would hardly think it's worth the effort even lifting the bonnet, given you'll be paying someone to take it away before long..... 

Envy is a terrible thing, Sir Tig.

I imagine the bonnet on the elderly Bavarian is up and down more often than STMO's trousers.........and probably leaks about the same amount.

Don't be bringing me into it. Why don't you both just sell your cars, put the money together, and buy an ice cream or something. 

I doubt that the Corsa that poor Mrs Opti is forced to drive is even worth an ice cream to be honest. 

My car from the stable of Bayerische Motoren Werke however...........

.........is worth a 99 with two flakes 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I would hardly think it's worth the effort even lifting the bonnet, given you'll be paying someone to take it away before long..... 

Envy is a terrible thing, Sir Tig.

I imagine the bonnet on the elderly Bavarian is up and down more often than STMO's trousers.........and probably leaks about the same amount.

Don't be bringing me into it. Why don't you both just sell your cars, put the money together, and buy an ice cream or something. 

I doubt that the Corsa that poor Mrs Opti is forced to drive is even worth an ice cream to be honest. 

My car from the stable of Bayerische Motoren Werke however...........

.........is worth a 99 with two flakes 

Don't you bleddy start! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I would hardly think it's worth the effort even lifting the bonnet, given you'll be paying someone to take it away before long..... 

Envy is a terrible thing, Sir Tig.

I imagine the bonnet on the elderly Bavarian is up and down more often than STMO's trousers.........and probably leaks about the same amount.

Don't be bringing me into it. Why don't you both just sell your cars, put the money together, and buy an ice cream or something. 

I doubt that the Corsa that poor Mrs Opti is forced to drive is even worth an ice cream to be honest. 

My car from the stable of Bayerische Motoren Werke however...........

.........is worth a 99 with two flakes 

.....I'd add a choc ice if it came with a full tank of derv.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I would hardly think it's worth the effort even lifting the bonnet, given you'll be paying someone to take it away before long..... 

Envy is a terrible thing, Sir Tig.

I imagine the bonnet on the elderly Bavarian is up and down more often than STMO's trousers.........and probably leaks about the same amount.

Don't be bringing me into it. Why don't you both just sell your cars, put the money together, and buy an ice cream or something. 

I doubt that the Corsa that poor Mrs Opti is forced to drive is even worth an ice cream to be honest. 

My car from the stable of Bayerische Motoren Werke however...........

.........is worth a 99 with two flakes 

.....I'd add a choc ice if it came with a full tank of derv.

Mrs Opti would be very appreciative I'm sure if you replaced the leaky Corsa with a modern classic BMW finished in Royal Red with a sports interior! 

A 99 with 2 flakes and a choc ice seems reasonable, but I can only let you have it on a delivery only basis M'lud and there will be a modest charge for delivery of course!