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[dave the builder]

Speaking of footballists......did I hear right that a young player from Norway is to be paid £400,000.....A WEEK.

That's about what a good builder earns...

Not soo , I'm so poor I have to re use the nozzles on 330ml sleeves of sealant  and mastic 

Ah yes, Dave. but you are a competent and honest builder so you'll never be rich

The builders I encounter suck air through their teeth shake their heads and say things like....." not an easy job mate you're looking at a couple of grand minimum".

I decided to replace the three loose roof tiles myself. Took about 20 minutes.

You should be careful doing that sort of thing at your age.    You'll put something out!   

met a "builder" this morning, his van side said "xyz gardening"  he hadnt a clue what he was doing, but had just been paid £20k to build an extension.

Just ripe for an episode of Rogue Traders or Cowboy Builders.

The £20k is just the deposit 

the gardening van i borrowed (I don't own a rusty Fraud strash!t dropside )