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Re: Credit Crunch
« Reply #15 on: 20 September 2008, 20:31:58 »
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Skruntie it is clear from reading your lengthy post that you need the love of a good woman. (not me I hastily add as I am already married to a member of the forum who shall still remain nameless)

But, I will ask around amongst my friends and see if I can find a suitable lady to be your future companion. ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :-* :-*


Can I put requests in.  ::) ::) :-X
three of my friends are Angelina Jolie, Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz............I can put in a word if you like. :-* :-* :-*

Ah, now that makes it hard. ::)

Who would I choose.

Will have to give that some thought, As soon s I saw Angelina in the list I thought my mind was made up.  I am fairly sensible but I like a good laugh and a giggle.

So it would be down to Kate or Cameron.

Cameron I reckon would be a laugh a minute, but she is far too skinny.

Oh X Factor is on I must have been dreaming  ::) ::) ::) ::) :P :P
I will ask all three then there are no difficult choices to be made.
Hope that is O.K with you Skruntie. :-* :-* :-*
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« Reply #16 on: 20 September 2008, 20:33:25 »
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Skruntie it is clear from reading your lengthy post that you need the love of a good woman. (not me I hastily add as I am already married to a member of the forum who shall still remain nameless)

But, I will ask around amongst my friends and see if I can find a suitable lady to be your future companion. ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :-* :-*


Can I put requests in.  ::) ::) :-X
three of my friends are Angelina Jolie, Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz............I can put in a word if you like. :-* :-* :-*

Ah, now that makes it hard. ::)

Who would I choose.

Will have to give that some thought, As soon s I saw Angelina in the list I thought my mind was made up.  I am fairly sensible but I like a good laugh and a giggle.

So it would be down to Kate or Cameron.

Cameron I reckon would be a laugh a minute, but she is far too skinny.

Oh X Factor is on I must have been dreaming  ::) ::) ::) ::) :P :P
I will ask all three then there are no difficult choices to be made.
Hope that is O.K with you Skruntie. :-* :-* :-*

No thats fine by me, I dont mind them fighting over me, am used to it these days.  ::) ::) :-/ :-/ :-/ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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« Reply #17 on: 20 September 2008, 20:34:03 »
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Skruntie it is clear from reading your lengthy post that you need the love of a good woman. (not me I hastily add as I am already married to a member of the forum who shall still remain nameless)

But, I will ask around amongst my friends and see if I can find a suitable lady to be your future companion. ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :-* :-*


Can I put requests in.  ::) ::) :-X
three of my friends are Angelina Jolie, Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz............I can put in a word if you like. :-* :-* :-*

Only if they sport 36 DD chests Dusty that Skruntie seems to have a passion for! ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #18 on: 20 September 2008, 20:39:16 »
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Skruntie it is clear from reading your lengthy post that you need the love of a good woman. (not me I hastily add as I am already married to a member of the forum who shall still remain nameless)

But, I will ask around amongst my friends and see if I can find a suitable lady to be your future companion. ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :-* :-*


Can I put requests in.  ::) ::) :-X
three of my friends are Angelina Jolie, Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz............I can put in a word if you like. :-* :-* :-*

Only if they sport 36 DD chests Dusty that Skruntie seems to have a passion for! ;D ;D ;D ;)

Oh Lizzie, I thought I was in the perfect dream, but sadly I need a lady in my life with more meat on her than Cameron Diaz, Angelinia was my 1st choice but she seems too busy globtrotting, filming and collecting children for me to consider her seriously, allthough she has the right curvey bitz.  ::)
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Re: Credit Crunch
« Reply #19 on: 20 September 2008, 20:53:24 »
Must say that I am not a great fan of huge breasts....pert ,firm and shapely is more appealing to me.

Don't like them floppy.........hanging down like a winsock on a still day. :P

I see Skruntie has dragged me into this intellectual conversation now.

PS by the way, I've had sex with Cameron Diaz, and she wasn't that great. :y :y :y
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« Reply #20 on: 20 September 2008, 20:56:29 »
Caremon Diaz

Some people think her sexiest role was that of Princess Fiona - quite a few people have the hots for her.
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« Reply #21 on: 20 September 2008, 20:57:53 »
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Must say that I am not a great fan of huge breasts....pert ,firm and shapely is more appealing to me.

Don't like them floppy.........hanging down like a winsock on a still day. :P

I see Skruntie has dragged me into this intellectual conversation now.

PS by the way, I've had sex with Cameron Diaz, and she wasn't that great. :y :y :y

Cheers for the blame matey, Just remember I didnt force you to join in a make comment.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y  But you just cant help yourself can you.

One good thing, I can take Cameron off the list if she is Naff in bed. :-/
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« Reply #22 on: 20 September 2008, 20:59:23 »
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Some people think her sexiest role was that of Princess Fiona - quite a few people have the hots for her.


Havnt seen her in that role, my memory is of her in the Mask.  I think she was just right in that, far too skinny now. ::)
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« Reply #23 on: 20 September 2008, 21:01:08 »
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Must say that I am not a great fan of huge breasts....pert ,firm and shapely is more appealing to me.

Don't like them floppy.........hanging down like a winsock on a still day. :P

I see Skruntie has dragged me into this intellectual conversation now.

PS by the way, I've had sex with Cameron Diaz, and she wasn't that great. :y :y :y

Cheers for the blame matey, Just remember I didnt force you to join in a make comment.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y  But you just cant help yourself can you.

One good thing, I can take Cameron off the list if she is Naff in bed. :-/
Winslett was not much better...I told her as much. ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #24 on: 20 September 2008, 21:02:56 »
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Must say that I am not a great fan of huge breasts....pert ,firm and shapely is more appealing to me.

Don't like them floppy.........hanging down like a winsock on a still day. :P

I see Skruntie has dragged me into this intellectual conversation now.

PS by the way, I've had sex with Cameron Diaz, and she wasn't that great. :y :y :y

Cheers for the blame matey, Just remember I didnt force you to join in a make comment.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y  But you just cant help yourself can you.

One good thing, I can take Cameron off the list if she is Naff in bed. :-/
Winslett was not much better...I told her as much. ;D ;D :y

So of all your conquests do you recommend?
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« Reply #25 on: 20 September 2008, 21:08:39 »
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Caremon Diaz

Some people think her sexiest role was that of Princess Fiona - quite a few people have the hots for her.


Havnt seen her in that role, my memory is of her in the Mask.  I think she was just right in that, far too skinny now. ::)


Three films as that role

How we first see her


The favourite version of a lot of people



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« Reply #26 on: 20 September 2008, 21:08:58 »
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Must say that I am not a great fan of huge breasts....pert ,firm and shapely is more appealing to me.

Don't like them floppy.........hanging down like a winsock on a still day. :P

I see Skruntie has dragged me into this intellectual conversation now.

PS by the way, I've had sex with Cameron Diaz, and she wasn't that great. :y :y :y

Cheers for the blame matey, Just remember I didnt force you to join in a make comment.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y  But you just cant help yourself can you.

One good thing, I can take Cameron off the list if she is Naff in bed. :-/
Winslett was not much better...I told her as much. ;D ;D :y

So of all your conquests do you recommend?
Ann Widdecombe...aka Doris Karloff....every man's dream :y :y
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