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Financial Advice
« on: 01 October 2008, 11:30:44 »

Probably the best piece of financial advice in the world...



You can't argue with this............



If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Carlsberg Beer one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.



So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
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Re: Financial Advice
« Reply #1 on: 01 October 2008, 11:32:39 »

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Probably the best piece of financial advice in the world...



You can't argue with this............



If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Carlsberg Beer one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.



So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
 :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Financial Advice
« Reply #2 on: 01 October 2008, 11:34:48 »

Gets my vote ...  :y :y :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Financial Advice
« Reply #3 on: 01 October 2008, 11:41:25 »

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Probably the best piece of financial advice in the world...



You can't argue with this............



If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Carlsberg Beer one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.



So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
 :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D :y

also keeps you warm..
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« Reply #4 on: 01 October 2008, 11:47:14 »

Brilliant!  ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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« Reply #5 on: 01 October 2008, 12:21:11 »

Buuuuuu rrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr  rrrrrrrr    rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrP  :o :o ::) ::)

Get's my vote. :y
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Re: Financial Advice
« Reply #6 on: 01 October 2008, 12:38:31 »

well most of the time it looks like our mr brown is thinking thesame thing lol
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Re: Financial Advice
« Reply #7 on: 01 October 2008, 12:47:01 »

hmmm and to think I give all those cans to the council.....wheres my rebate?

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« Reply #8 on: 01 October 2008, 16:26:37 »

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Probably the best piece of financial advice in the world...



You can't argue with this............



If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Carlsberg Beer one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.



So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
 :y :y

ha ha ha ha  :y :y nice one
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