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[mantahatch]

The Indian With One Testicle


There once was an Indian who had only one testicle


and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that


name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.


After years and years of torment, Onestone finally


cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone


again I will kill them!'


The word got around and nobody called


him that any more.


Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird


forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He


jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into


the forest where he made love to her all day and


all night. He made love to her all the next day,


until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.


The word got around that Onestone meant what


he promised he would do. Years went by and no


one dared call him by his given name until a woman


named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being


away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was


overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him


and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'



Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,


then he made love to her all day, made love to her all


night, made love to her all the next day, made love to


her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!



 

 



 Why



 



OH, come on... take a guess !!!

 

 



Think about it !!!



You're going to love this !!!



  



 


Everyone knows...


You can't kill Two Birds


with OneStone !!!

 

[The Red Baron]

very good.  

[DaveyDavey]

*groan*

Still made me chuckle though  

[Kate]

Very good!

[Proz]

Oh dear .....

[Mr Skrunts]

 

[cem_devecioglu]

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That joke is so bad ....that it's brilliant.

[Entwood]

 

[waspy]

Made me chuckle  

[amigov6]

Think that's what's known as a shaggy dog story. Clever though

[Vamps]

That joke is so bad ....that it's brilliant.

Seconded...................