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NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« on: 11 November 2008, 23:17:23 »

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Post your version below ;D ;D ;D
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Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« Reply #1 on: 11 November 2008, 23:18:07 »



The boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket,
The ball flew down his trouser leg
And hit his middle wicket.
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Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« Reply #2 on: 11 November 2008, 23:19:03 »


The boy stood on the burning deck
Picking his nose like mad,
He rolled it into little balls
And flicked it at his dad.
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Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« Reply #3 on: 11 November 2008, 23:19:40 »



The boy stood on the burning deck
Eating a tuppenny Walls,
A bit dropped down his trouser leg
And paralysed his balls.
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Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« Reply #4 on: 11 November 2008, 23:20:49 »

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The boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket,
The ball flew down his trouser leg
And hit his middle wicket.

The very old ones are the best..... ::) ::) ::)
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Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« Reply #5 on: 11 November 2008, 23:22:44 »

Definitely need to make it mandatory to book creche services for the boys of OOF at all meets :P
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Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« Reply #6 on: 11 November 2008, 23:27:53 »

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The boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket,
The ball flew down his trouser leg
And hit his middle wicket.

The very old ones are the best..... ::) ::) ::)


Totally agree Mike, thats why I was hoping you would know some.   ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« Reply #7 on: 11 November 2008, 23:31:28 »

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The boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket,
The ball flew down his trouser leg
And hit his middle wicket.

The very old ones are the best..... ::) ::) ::)


Totally agree Mike, thats why I was hoping you would know some.   ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck, she put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would f..k, is that old enough for you........... :P :P :P :y
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Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« Reply #8 on: 11 November 2008, 23:55:22 »

diesel dean had an omega
it turned out to be wa#k
it had alarm and immobiliser
but some bas#ard emptied its tank
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true story  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« Reply #9 on: 12 November 2008, 14:30:46 »

Little fly upon the wall
Do come down before you fall.
Don't you know that wall's been plastered
Come down here you silly ...fly !
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Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« Reply #10 on: 12 November 2008, 14:43:54 »

TheBoy stood on the burning deck
And said "I told you this rather tractor had a fuel leak!"

 ;)

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Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« Reply #11 on: 12 November 2008, 15:29:00 »

TheBoy stood on the burning deck,
Clapping his hands with glee
He'd just set a caravan alight
Now it's time to flee.
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Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« Reply #12 on: 12 November 2008, 16:24:57 »

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TheBoy stood on the burning deck,
Clapping his hands with glee
He'd just set a caravan alight
Now it's time to flee.
;D ;D ;D ;D  :y
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Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« Reply #13 on: 12 November 2008, 17:05:28 »

         THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECK
                   WAITING FOR HIS WIFE,
         SHE WAS IN BED WITH ANOTHER BLOKE
                AND NOW HES LOST HIS LIFE
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Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
« Reply #14 on: 12 November 2008, 17:24:12 »

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TheBoy stood on the burning deck,
Clapping his hands with glee
He'd just set a caravan alight
Now it's time to flee.


Wonder if he was called Jezza Clarkson  ::) ::) ;D ;D
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