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NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
« on: 11 November 2008, 23:33:29 »


Daisy, daisy
Give me your answer do,
I'm half crazy with the thought of shagging you.
I can't afford a johnny
A plastic bag will do.
You'll look great
On the sheets
With me on top of you!
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Re: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
« Reply #1 on: 11 November 2008, 23:34:43 »


Mary, Mary, quite fat and hairy,
Fell down the loo last night,
Someone pulled the chain,
And it started to rain,
And it gave her a terrible fright.
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Re: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
« Reply #2 on: 11 November 2008, 23:35:39 »


Hickory dicory dock,
My girlfriend sucked my cock,
The clock struck two,
I dumped my glue,
Hickory dickory dock
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Re: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
« Reply #3 on: 11 November 2008, 23:41:35 »

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little baskit.
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Re: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
« Reply #4 on: 12 November 2008, 00:58:08 »

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.
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Re: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
« Reply #5 on: 12 November 2008, 00:59:08 »


Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass,
And turned it's wool to nylon.
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Re: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
« Reply #6 on: 12 November 2008, 19:24:28 »
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Mary had a little lamb
she took it into Wollies
the lamb would not behave itself
so she kicked it in the goolies  :y
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Re: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
« Reply #7 on: 12 November 2008, 19:47:39 »
Mary had a bicycle
she rode it back to front
every time the wheel went round
the spoke went up her nose ::)
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