January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March- Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"
April- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July- Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August- Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October- Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December- Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
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