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[MartinP]

What Makes 100%??? What is 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

 If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 >22 23 24 25 26.

 Then

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T= 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass-kissing will put you over the top!!!

[Mr Skrunts]

Was posted a while back but still funny.

[albitz]

Bullshit baffles brains   ........I should know.  

[MartinP]

Was posted a while back but still funny.

  :-/ have to dig a little deeper then.

[BigAl]

if you can't beat them with brilliance...
     baffle them with bullshit! 8-)