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How to get a gorilla off your roof
« on: 18 December 2008, 14:35:29 »

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers" He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the concerned and confused homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the pit bull."

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Re: How to get a gorilla off your roof
« Reply #1 on: 18 December 2008, 14:39:00 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Nice one!
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Re: How to get a gorilla off your roof
« Reply #2 on: 18 December 2008, 14:41:14 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
rofl
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Re: How to get a gorilla off your roof
« Reply #3 on: 18 December 2008, 14:46:40 »

Hahahahahahaha very funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How to get a gorilla off your roof
« Reply #4 on: 18 December 2008, 15:31:03 »

 ;D ;D ;D
Very good ;)
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Re: How to get a gorilla off your roof
« Reply #5 on: 18 December 2008, 15:53:14 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: How to get a gorilla off your roof
« Reply #6 on: 18 December 2008, 16:16:50 »

Excellent, keep em coming.   ;D ;D :y
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Re: How to get a gorilla off your roof
« Reply #7 on: 18 December 2008, 17:53:11 »

Yep...........a good one. :y :y
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Re: How to get a gorilla off your roof
« Reply #8 on: 18 December 2008, 21:24:36 »

Class. [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] :y
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Re: How to get a gorilla off your roof
« Reply #9 on: 18 December 2008, 21:28:45 »

I have just read your joke and laughed and laughed excellent  ;D :y
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Re: How to get a gorilla off your roof
« Reply #10 on: 20 December 2008, 01:48:28 »

funney
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Re: How to get a gorilla off your roof
« Reply #11 on: 20 December 2008, 08:11:55 »

Great
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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