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xmas cracker jokes /mottos
« on: 25 December 2008, 17:36:25 »
has anybody found a gem of a cracker joke that has had you chuckling over your sprouts, or the one that requires the use of a bucket to catch your turkey & stuffing, just for starters,

Q/ why did the jelly baby go to school?

A/ because he wanted to be a smartie!

anybody beat that for the uggg factor??

anyway,,,,,,,,merry xmas to all oofers ;) ;) ;D
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Re: xmas cracker jokes /mottos
« Reply #1 on: 25 December 2008, 18:38:23 »
What do you call a carton full of ducks?

A box of quackers!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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