A bloke walks up to the ticket office to buy a train ticket. As he gets closer he notices that the girl at the desk has enormous breasts. He cant keep his eyes off her cleavage. The girl says "can I help you?" but hes just too engrossed in her breasts. "Can I help you?" she says again, a bit miffed as its pretty obvious what hes doing. "Oh sorry", he stutters ,embarrased,"a return ticket to Titershall please-no I mean Tatershall, I'm ever so sorry..".The girl gives him that cold look."Right-a return ticket to TATershall. That'll be £7.50 please." The man pays her and still tries to apologize, being very embarrassed;"I'm really sorry...". The girl just glares at him. "Here's your ticket just get on the train."So he gets on the train and still embarrased sits down next to this other feller who notices that he's in a bit of a state:"You all right mate ,you look a bit red?" "Oh," the man replies "Im so embarrased, I went to buy my ticket and there was this girl with enormous tits and I meant to say a return ticket to tatershall but it came out as titershall, I,m so embarrased!" "Dont worry mate ", says the other guy, "happens all the time, we all mean to say one thing and it comes out as something completely different". "Really?". "Yeah-take me and the mrs, only this morning at breakfast I meant to say "could you pass me the milk love?" but it came out as "you complete bitch youve ruined my entire life!"
jerry
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