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STMO123

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Public toilets
« on: 14 February 2009, 20:43:02 »
A man walks into a public toilet with two cubicles. As one is taken, he goes into the other, drops his trousers and sits down. A voice comes from the other cubicle, "Hello mate, how are you doing?".
He's a bit freaked but doesn't want to be rude so says "Not too bad thanks".
There's a bit of a pause then he hears "So what are you up too?". Again he reluctantly replies. "Just having a quick sh!t. You?".
He hears the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to get off the phone. Some prick in the next cubicle keeps answering me". ;D
« Last Edit: 14 February 2009, 20:43:34 by STMO123 »
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albitz

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Re: Public toilets
« Reply #1 on: 14 February 2009, 20:44:10 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Public toilets
« Reply #2 on: 14 February 2009, 20:45:40 »
pmsl ;D ;D ;D
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Debs.

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« Reply #3 on: 14 February 2009, 20:49:02 »
 ;D Loved that! :y
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« Reply #4 on: 14 February 2009, 20:50:07 »
lol............ ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 14 February 2009, 21:40:24 »
 ;D ;D ;Dlol ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 14 February 2009, 22:01:54 »
 :y :y :y :y
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Re: Public toilets
« Reply #7 on: 14 February 2009, 23:34:16 »
 ;D ;D ;D
Toilet humour is the best
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« Reply #8 on: 14 February 2009, 23:49:15 »
 :y ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 15 February 2009, 14:35:21 »
lol ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #10 on: 15 February 2009, 15:33:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D lol
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