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vauxfan2k

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in the queue (joke)
« on: 17 February 2009, 18:36:01 »
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager .

After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, she's fat!

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.

A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as
far as  they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this
wide!"

The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.

Just then her pager begin to emit a "beep, beep, beep".

The little boy yelled out, "Run for your f***ng life, she's
reversing!!"


 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: in the queue (joke)
« Reply #1 on: 17 February 2009, 18:47:26 »
very good ;D ;D
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Re: in the queue (joke)
« Reply #2 on: 17 February 2009, 18:50:03 »
                      ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
                      ;D ;Dlove it ;D ;D
                      ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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just need to tax the tank now:)

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Re: in the queue (joke)
« Reply #3 on: 17 February 2009, 18:52:16 »
 :y :y :y
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Re: in the queue (joke)
« Reply #4 on: 17 February 2009, 18:57:43 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: in the queue (joke)
« Reply #5 on: 17 February 2009, 19:46:43 »
very good  :y
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Re: in the queue (joke)
« Reply #6 on: 17 February 2009, 19:49:28 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Out of the mouths of babes .....   ?
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Re: in the queue (joke)
« Reply #7 on: 17 February 2009, 20:20:20 »
 :y :y :y
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Re: in the queue (joke)
« Reply #8 on: 17 February 2009, 20:24:24 »
 ;D ;D excellent  ;D ;D
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Re: in the queue (joke)
« Reply #9 on: 17 February 2009, 21:05:04 »
LOL  :y
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Re: in the queue (joke)
« Reply #10 on: 17 February 2009, 21:28:14 »
PMSL ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: in the queue (joke)
« Reply #11 on: 18 February 2009, 09:02:51 »
 ;D ;D ;D     :y
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