A man checked into what was billed as the most modern motel ever built. When he got to his room and looked in the mirror he realised he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting.
Calling the desk clerk he asked if there was a barber on the premises.
I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him, 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted £10.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures, £10.00.' 'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 pence.'
The salesman looked both ways, put 50 pence in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman withdrew his tender member.....which now had a button neatly sewn on the end.
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