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djm1964

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made me laugh 2
« on: 02 June 2009, 17:37:21 »
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. As she approached him, she said, "Hello, my name is Carmen Gold."

"That's a beautiful name" he said, "Is it a family name?"

"No", she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most in life, Cars, Men and Fine Jewelry. What's your Name?" she asked.

He replied, "B.J. Titsengolf"

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« Reply #1 on: 02 June 2009, 18:02:51 »
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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. As she approached him, she said, "Hello, my name is Carmen Gold."

"That's a beautiful name" he said, "Is it a family name?"

"No", she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most in life, Cars, Men and Fine Jewelry. What's your Name?" she asked.

He replied, "B.J. Titsengolf"


 ;D ;D the priorities seem to be about right djm  ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 02 June 2009, 18:19:23 »
 :) :) :)
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« Reply #3 on: 02 June 2009, 18:24:40 »
 :y :y
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