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joke(N.W.S.)
« on: 08 September 2009, 23:10:12 »

3 south Africans are up in court,the judge says(in south african accent)what did the first one do.The clerk says he was inciting a riot with a rifle your honor, the judge says take him out and hang him.The judge says what did the second one do,the clerk says he was inciting a riot with a rifle your honor.The judge says take him out and hang him,the judge says what did the third one do.The clerk says he was inciting a riot but he hadn't got a rifle your honor,the judge thinks for a while.How much money has he got,the clerk counts the defendants money.He has £37 your honor,the judge says take him out and hang him. He is obviously saving up for a rather rifle ;D ;D ;)
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Re: joke(N.W.S.)
« Reply #1 on: 08 September 2009, 23:14:34 »

 ;D ;D back on form moggy  :y :y
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Re: joke(N.W.S.)
« Reply #2 on: 08 September 2009, 23:31:24 »

Nice one [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: joke(N.W.S.)
« Reply #3 on: 08 September 2009, 23:38:33 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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