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[Richie London]

Bubba, an American pilot is flying a bombing run over Iraq during the war. He looks out the window to his right, and sees a guy flying alongside him on a flying carpet. The guy gives him a little wave. Freaked out, he looks round to his left, and there, too, there's a guy on a flying carpet, who gives him a thumbs up. Totally freaked out he calls base to tell them what's happening, and at the same time slams on his airbrakes, kills his speed and launches two missiles, which blow the two flying carpets out of the sky.

Base comes on the radio: "Bubba, what the hell are you doing, you dumbass....? Those were Allied Carpets." 
 

[Dishevelled Den]

  on a carpet-bombing run no doubt

[waspy]

Now Richie, that's a good one

[Ziad]

 

[Stevie-blunder]

 

[rikki_essex]