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Re: blonde joke
« Reply #15 on: 09 September 2009, 13:45:03 »
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Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X


Aah Ziad, while the pussies are away, we mice will play ::) ::) ::) ;D :y

We definitely play when the pussies are away, but ready to run hide, i am - once the pussy's angry  :D :P ;D ;D ;D ;D


I love an angry pussy - but not so much that I would be gobbled up - if you're feeling me? ;D ;D ;D

A bit of mild chastisement never hurt anyone - what? ;D ;D ;D

On the other hand  :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

Really???? ;)


Indeed so Maam - Oh!!  :o :o :o can't remember the safe word ;D ;D :o :o 8-) 8-) :y

Bugger! ;D Yelling STOP doesn't work then???? ;D ;D ;)


Oh no Maam, the stop word is for beginners ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: blonde joke
« Reply #16 on: 09 September 2009, 13:54:21 »
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Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X


Aah Ziad, while the pussies are away, we mice will play ::) ::) ::) ;D :y

We definitely play when the pussies are away, but ready to run hide, i am - once the pussy's angry  :D :P ;D ;D ;D ;D


I love an angry pussy - but not so much that I would be gobbled up - if you're feeling me? ;D ;D ;D

A bit of mild chastisement never hurt anyone - what? ;D ;D ;D

On the other hand  :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

Really???? ;)


Indeed so Maam - Oh!!  :o :o :o can't remember the safe word ;D ;D :o :o 8-) 8-) :y

Bugger! ;D Yelling STOP doesn't work then???? ;D ;D ;)


Oh no Maam, the stop word is for beginners ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D :y

Oh! Does the safe word get bigger as you get more advanced then?? ::) ;)
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Re: blonde joke
« Reply #17 on: 09 September 2009, 14:00:43 »
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Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X


Aah Ziad, while the pussies are away, we mice will play ::) ::) ::) ;D :y

We definitely play when the pussies are away, but ready to run hide, i am - once the pussy's angry  :D :P ;D ;D ;D ;D


I love an angry pussy - but not so much that I would be gobbled up - if you're feeling me? ;D ;D ;D

A bit of mild chastisement never hurt anyone - what? ;D ;D ;D

On the other hand  :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

Really???? ;)


Indeed so Maam - Oh!!  :o :o :o can't remember the safe word ;D ;D :o :o 8-) 8-) :y

Bugger! ;D Yelling STOP doesn't work then???? ;D ;D ;)


Oh no Maam, the stop word is for beginners ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D :y

Oh! Does the safe word get bigger as you get more advanced then?? ::) ;)
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or for the Welsh Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?  ;D ;D
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Re: blonde joke
« Reply #18 on: 09 September 2009, 14:05:41 »
Ah, but, can you say Llanfairpwll......gogogoch in a hurry? Or at all for that matter? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: blonde joke
« Reply #19 on: 09 September 2009, 17:18:12 »
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
or for the Welsh Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?  ;D ;D

The Captain is on the right track, not necessarily bigger, more imaginative and subtle - however if the word is too long as in the second example, you could get a mischief done to you - if you get my drift :o :o :o ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: blonde joke
« Reply #20 on: 09 September 2009, 17:32:59 »
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
or for the Welsh Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?  ;D ;D

The Captain is on the right track, not necessarily bigger, more imaginative and subtle - however if the word is too long as in the second example, you could get a mischief done to you - if you get my drift :o :o :o ;D ;D :y :y

Mischief? Is that not the general idea in such a situation??? ::) ;)

As for safe words will 'aardvark' do? ::) ;D ;D
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