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Good Manners
« on: 02 November 2009, 23:48:21 »
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, sniggering,

"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied,

"If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
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Re: Good Manners
« Reply #1 on: 02 November 2009, 23:56:31 »
Good One.   ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y
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Re: Good Manners
« Reply #2 on: 02 November 2009, 23:59:28 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Good Manners
« Reply #3 on: 03 November 2009, 00:03:00 »
Nice one...... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Good Manners
« Reply #4 on: 03 November 2009, 08:03:52 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Good Manners
« Reply #5 on: 03 November 2009, 08:33:55 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: Good Manners
« Reply #6 on: 03 November 2009, 15:37:32 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Good Manners
« Reply #7 on: 03 November 2009, 15:57:11 »
like it [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: Good Manners
« Reply #8 on: 03 November 2009, 19:27:24 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Good Manners
« Reply #9 on: 03 November 2009, 21:08:58 »
Very good  ;D ;D
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Re: Good Manners
« Reply #10 on: 04 November 2009, 09:25:14 »
Excellent  :y ;D
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