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Wednesday Joke
« on: 25 November 2009, 14:05:51 »

John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks.

His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. I t
was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old
son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?"
asked John.

"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
project," said Tommy...

The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
completely out of his chair.

"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where
you really were after school.

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.....

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him
off his chair again.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry
I lied. We really watched a tape called 'Sex Queen'"

"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never
lied to my parents."

The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly
knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all,
he is your son!"

The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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Re: Wednesday Joke
« Reply #1 on: 25 November 2009, 14:08:59 »

ROFL
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Wednesday Joke
« Reply #2 on: 25 November 2009, 14:29:20 »

very good  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Wednesday Joke
« Reply #3 on: 25 November 2009, 14:37:10 »

like it! ;D ;D
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Re: Wednesday Joke
« Reply #4 on: 25 November 2009, 15:38:58 »

Like it  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Wednesday Joke
« Reply #5 on: 25 November 2009, 15:51:47 »

good one  :D :D :D :D :y :y :y :y
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Re: Wednesday Joke
« Reply #6 on: 25 November 2009, 15:53:46 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Wednesday Joke
« Reply #7 on: 25 November 2009, 15:59:34 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Wednesday Joke
« Reply #8 on: 25 November 2009, 17:00:10 »

hehehehehehe  ;D ;D ;D ;D very funny
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Re: Wednesday Joke
« Reply #9 on: 25 November 2009, 18:43:19 »

Bloody good! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Wednesday Joke
« Reply #10 on: 25 November 2009, 18:44:44 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Excellent  :y :y :y
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Re: Wednesday Joke
« Reply #11 on: 25 November 2009, 19:20:45 »

Cracking  ;D ;D
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