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There seems to be a common theme to my jokes(NWS)
« on: 19 January 2010, 23:25:40 »
A young, attractive blonde needs to urgently send a message to her Mum overseas. The owner of the only phone for miles tells her he will charge her £300 for using his phone.
'I don't have £300, but I'll do anything to get a message to my mother' says the girl
'Anything?' says the man
'Yes, yes, anything!' promised the blonde.
'Follow me' says the man. 'Now get down on your knees, pull down my zip, and get my manhood out'
So she did as she was told and gently with both hands held his manhood.
The man closed his eyes and said 'well, go ahead!'
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer and closer until it was nearly touching her lips, and whispered,


MUM?? MUM?? CAN YOU HEAR ME MUM??.....
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Re: There seems to be a common theme to my jokes(NWS)
« Reply #1 on: 19 January 2010, 23:27:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: There seems to be a common theme to my jokes(NWS)
« Reply #2 on: 20 January 2010, 00:13:58 »
Quality :y :y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: There seems to be a common theme to my jokes(NWS)
« Reply #3 on: 20 January 2010, 00:39:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D splendid JC  :y
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