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[Darth Loo-knee]

Just before my 16th at a party @ my then g/f's house. Drunk too much & failed miserably...fell asleep. Next morning her elder sister hopped on top & broke me in...did'nt take long but i strutted up the road thinking "i've done it all now" despite knowing i was gonna get a clout from the old man as i should've been in by 11pm the night before.
    Seemed impossible then as she was 2 years older than me. No one ever found out & it was never mentioned or spoken of again but she was 2 years above me @ school.

  There must be worse ways to be woken up!!!!

Beaten over the head with a lemonade bottle by a child shouting "Your not my Daddy!"  wasn't a great way to be woken

[Amigo]

Just before my 16th at a party @ my then g/f's house. Drunk too much & failed miserably...fell asleep. Next morning her elder sister hopped on top & broke me in...did'nt take long but i strutted up the road thinking "i've done it all now" despite knowing i was gonna get a clout from the old man as i should've been in by 11pm the night before.
    Seemed impossible then as she was 2 years older than me. No one ever found out & it was never mentioned or spoken of again but she was 2 years above me @ school.

  There must be worse ways to be woken up!!!!

Beaten over the head with a lemonade bottle by a child shouting "Your not my Daddy!"  wasn't a great way to be woken

Did you keep the bottle to get your money back?.... Corona!!!

[Darth Loo-knee]

Just before my 16th at a party @ my then g/f's house. Drunk too much & failed miserably...fell asleep. Next morning her elder sister hopped on top & broke me in...did'nt take long but i strutted up the road thinking "i've done it all now" despite knowing i was gonna get a clout from the old man as i should've been in by 11pm the night before.
    Seemed impossible then as she was 2 years older than me. No one ever found out & it was never mentioned or spoken of again but she was 2 years above me @ school.

  There must be worse ways to be woken up!!!!

Beaten over the head with a lemonade bottle by a child shouting "Your not my Daddy!"  wasn't a great way to be woken

Did you keep the bottle to get your money back?.... Corona!!!

Luckily it was a plastic one but full with pop..... so no didn't cash the bottle in