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[alunonhisown]

I did say SICK, read at your peril

I see that a Haitian girl has been pulled out of a building having survived for 15 days.

That's nothing. Austrian authorities rescued a girl who was trapped underground for nearly 25 years


An Englishman, a Frenchman, an American and a Paki were sitting on the top floor balcony on a block of flats.
The American throws some money over the edge and says 'It's okay, I can afford to do this because I have more than enough money'.
The Frenchman pours some wine over the edge and says 'It's okay, I can afford to do this because I have more than enough wine.'
The Paki turns to the Englishman and says 'Don't you dare.'


Made me laugh,  but then I ran a few pubs for 20 years.. and my sense of humour makes me laugh.

[Welung666]

I did say SICK, read at your peril

I see that a Haitian girl has been pulled out of a building having survived for 15 days.

That's nothing. Austrian authorities rescued a girl who was trapped underground for nearly 25 years


An Englishman, a Frenchman, an American and a Paki were sitting on the top floor balcony on a block of flats.
The American throws some money over the edge and says 'It's okay, I can afford to do this because I have more than enough money'.
The Frenchman pours some wine over the edge and says 'It's okay, I can afford to do this because I have more than enough wine.'
The Paki turns to the Englishman and says 'Don't you dare.'


Made me laugh,  but then I ran a few pubs for 20 years.. and my sense of humour makes me laugh.

Not keen on the first one but the highlighted one had me chuckling

[sexydaz]

I did say SICK, read at your peril

I see that a Haitian girl has been pulled out of a building having survived for 15 days.

That's nothing. Austrian authorities rescued a girl who was trapped underground for nearly 25 years


An Englishman, a Frenchman, an American and a Paki were sitting on the top floor balcony on a block of flats.
The American throws some money over the edge and says 'It's okay, I can afford to do this because I have more than enough money'.
The Frenchman pours some wine over the edge and says 'It's okay, I can afford to do this because I have more than enough wine.'
The Paki turns to the Englishman and says 'Don't you dare.'


Made me laugh,  but then I ran a few pubs for 20 years.. and my sense of humour makes me laugh.

Not keen on the first one but the highlighted one had me chuckling

[Del Boy]

  All good 

[Amigo]

Had a few on email & phone which are funny but i would'nt post here.
   Most of you will have seen them anyway. 8-)