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[alfie]

Saw my first bumble bee this evening.

[STMO999]

Hope you swatted the little bugger.

[splott]

Two weeks ago I was digging snow off the drive, as ordered to by my dear beloved.
Yes spring is here!!!
Today mowing the lawn as again ordered by my dear beloved.
Both times  I thought I was on for a promise ( rather idiot ) why do I bother.
Yep, bleeding springs here :-/ :-/

[Gaffers]

Spring is here, the daffs are out at last.  Still got sleet forcast for sunday/monday night.  Wont be a good weekend for working on the boat

Summer?  ffs! 

[albitz]

Been having great weather here, been able to get outside to work on the cars at long last. Downside is that working on the cars is playing havoc with my cracked rib. (an Omega seat fell on my ribs, it could only happen to me))

[STMO999]

Been having great weather here, been able to get outside to work on the cars at long last. Downside is that working on the cars is playing havoc with my cracked rib. (an Omega seat fell on my ribs, it could only happen to me))

 

I mean....how awful for you

[albitz]

break off. ............and dont make me laugh, it hurts like hell.

[STMO999]

break off. ............and dont make me laugh, it hurts like hell.

I smashed a car up in Colchester and was admitted to the military hospital with cracked ribs. Very painful. You can't laugh or cough or fart,,,,,,,

Anyway, when the colonel came round he was saying to other soldiers "How are you today?"

"Better sir"

"Right. Let's see you touch your toes............very good. You can go home on a weeks sick leave"

I thought I'd have some of that. So I jumped out of bed, touched my toes, The pain was really bad but a weeks leave....

"Very good" he said "you can go back to your unit"


Swine!!

[albitz]

Sounds like he had you sussed.  

[splott]

Got a pond full of frogs trying sh*g the Koi
And Red crested newts getting sucked into the pump, so I have had to turn the pump off ( protected species).
Yep spring has sprung!!!!

[sexydaz]

Got a pond full of frogs trying sh*g the Koi
And Red crested newts getting sucked into the pump, so I have had to turn the pump off ( protected species).
Yep spring has sprung!!!!

bah eck..newts now they bring back some memories

[STMO999]

Got a pond full of frogs trying sh*g the Koi
And Red crested newts getting sucked into the pump, so I have had to turn the pump off ( protected species).
Yep spring has sprung!!!!

bah eck..newts now they bring back some memories

I used to go drinking with a gang of newts. We'd usually end up getting pissed.

[splott]

Got a pond full of frogs trying sh*g the Koi
And Red crested newts getting sucked into the pump, so I have had to turn the pump off ( protected species).
Yep spring has sprung!!!!

bah eck..newts now they bring back some memories

They do with me, every bleedin' spring
To top it all we will have , next month,Bats (flying type) in the attic. Then we get monthly visits by the local tree huggers to make sure the pipistrelles haven't been turfed out of the loft by me!!!
Yes I love the first few months of spring.