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a guy drives a truck into town....
« on: 21 July 2010, 01:42:03 »

....stops at a set of lights and shouts down to a pedestrian "mate - where am i?"

"London" the pedestrian replies

"at last!" says the driver, "now, where do you want this timber?"

 ;D ;D ;D







just me then  8-)
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Re: a guy drives a truck into town....
« Reply #1 on: 21 July 2010, 08:18:49 »

 ;D ;D ;D - Pleasantly succinct
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Re: a guy drives a truck into town....
« Reply #2 on: 21 July 2010, 08:36:04 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: a guy drives a truck into town....
« Reply #3 on: 25 July 2010, 10:28:43 »

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Re: a guy drives a truck into town....
« Reply #4 on: 25 July 2010, 19:14:50 »

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....stops at a set of lights and shouts down to a pedestrian "mate - where am i?"

"London" the pedestrian replies

"at last!" says the driver, "now, where do you want this timber?"

 ;D ;D ;D

EH  !!!!!!!!! :( :-?







just me then  8-)
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Re: a guy drives a truck into town....
« Reply #5 on: 25 July 2010, 20:42:11 »

 ;)
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Re: a guy drives a truck into town....
« Reply #6 on: 25 July 2010, 21:22:15 »

London's quite a big place you see and the driver......................nevermind  ::)
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Re: a guy drives a truck into town....
« Reply #7 on: 25 July 2010, 22:22:26 »

do you know someone called steve... they live in london.
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Re: a guy drives a truck into town....
« Reply #8 on: 25 July 2010, 22:30:36 »

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do you know someone called steve... they live in london.

Funny you should say that - you know him too?
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Re: a guy drives a truck into town....
« Reply #9 on: 25 July 2010, 22:34:41 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: a guy drives a truck into town....
« Reply #10 on: 26 July 2010, 14:18:54 »

there's nothing wrong with London......... that couldn't be cured by towing it out into the North Sea and sinking it !
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