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irishman
« on: 15 November 2010, 18:08:39 »
2 Irishmen looked through a catalogue.

Paddy says, "Look at those gorgeous women and the prices are reasonable too".

Mick agrees and says, "I'm ordering one right now!!

3 weeks later, Paddy says, "Has your woman turned up yet?

"No", says Mick, "But it shouldn't be long now, her clothes turned up yesterday!!!

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« Reply #1 on: 15 November 2010, 19:28:15 »
Albs loves this kind of thing. :y
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« Reply #2 on: 15 November 2010, 19:32:44 »
you know there are catalogues that you can actually buy the girl.. a few types, nanny, cleaner, maid, come in all colours and languages too.

they even have a "Tomy's my first philipino wife"

 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 15 November 2010, 19:36:56 »
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you know there are catalogues that you can actually buy the girl.. a few types, nanny, cleaner, maid, come in all colours and languages too.

they even have a "Tomy's my first philipino wife"

 ;D ;D ;D


Or just date them....

http://www.uniformdating.co.uk/
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« Reply #4 on: 15 November 2010, 19:53:11 »
I tried a uniform dating site.  Got matched with a Japanese Navy Admiral......
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« Reply #5 on: 15 November 2010, 20:02:57 »
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I tried a uniform dating site.  Got matched with a Japanese Navy Admiral......


Kamikaze? ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 15 November 2010, 20:14:51 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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