http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12035734"
The chancellor and the business secretary will meet the heads of the biggest UK banks later in a bid to restrain them from paying big bonuses.
George Osborne and Vince Cable are hoping they will agree to pay themselves less and lend more."

I love these two, they're fast becoming the nations favourite double act, Vince Cable - the cantakerous, curmudgeonly old Liberal forced to turn his back on his principles superbly played by the Cowardly Lion and his "partner in mirth" 15th century dandy, the foppish Gideon Osborne, sneering at the great unwashed whilst sucking up to his chums at the bank - exceptionally played by "The Scarecrow" capturing the panto style high pitched squeak of one of Cinderellas ugly sisters coupled with astonishing stupidity

excellent fun for all the family this Christmas as the
hapless duo approach "The City" for an audience with "The Wizards" of banking. Vince - "If I only had a heart" Cable steals the show with his "Please sirs, can we have some more" speech, whilst Gideon "If I only had a brain" Osborne ably supports Vince by telling him to ditch his principles

cast:
The Tin Man - David Cameron
Toto - Michael Gove
Dorothy - Ed Milliband
The Wicked Witch of the West - Ann Widdicombe
a much loved festive classic - 5 star (hotel)
available on News 24
repeated annually
