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[Mysteryman]

I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result.

Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort.

 

Boys too. I aint particular like.

When you went on a cruise, did you book your mates passage?

Not bad for a retard

[hercules]

What's the penis called EMU83?

your wife didnt complain

she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days

[Mysteryman]

What's the penis called EMU83?

your wife didnt complain

she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days

I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?

[hercules]

What's the penis called EMU83?

your wife didnt complain

she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days

I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?

steve id change your nappy anytime mate

[MICHELINMAN]

What's the penis called EMU83?

your wife didnt complain

she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days

I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?

I wouldnt go back, the old girl was all thumbs When it came to putting in the safety pin, I felt a small prick.

[Dishevelled Den]

I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result.

Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort.

 

Boys too. I aint particular like.

Reminds me of a passage often quoted by a rather colourful colleague, mostly – but not exclusively - when drunk;

There is a boy across the river, with a bottom like a peach - but alas, I cannot swim. :-?

[Mysteryman]

What's the penis called EMU83?

your wife didnt complain

she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days

I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?

steve id change your nappy anytime mate

Erm.....how can I put this..........no.

[Mysteryman]

I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result.

Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort.

 

Boys too. I aint particular like.

Reminds me of a passage often quoted by a rather colourful colleague, mostly – but not exclusively - when drunk;

There is a boy across the river, with a bottom like a peach - but alas, I cannot swim. :-?

It sounds like you had some colourful colleagues, Den


Not to mention perverted.

[Debs.]

..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent!

[Mysteryman]

..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent!

I think I'd be depressed as well.

[LJay]

..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent!

Isn't that what gags are for?

[Debs.]

..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent!

Isn't that what gags are for?

Indeed!
......but he looked as depressed as he sounded!

[davethediver]

..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent!

Isn't that what gags are for?

Gags are for women real men were the full gimp mask

[LJay]

..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent!

Isn't that what gags are for?

Indeed!
......but he looked as depressed as he sounded!

A mask then?