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[Nickbat]

http://niklowe.blogspot.com/2011/05/friday-foolery.html

 

[Dishevelled Den]

Aside from the telephone, what a delightful young woman.

I would certainly love to speak with her.

[Brikhead]

I would certainly love to speak with her.

I doubt I would be capable of speech, I'd be too busy dribbling.

[Dishevelled Den]

I would certainly love to speak with her.

I doubt I would be capable of speech, I'd be too busy dribbling.

I doubt if you'd be alone there Brik. 8-)

[Terbs]

She is probably calling Primark to say she has been sold faulty goods....the top half is missing

[Banjax]

"Hello? Is that the police? Yes theres this really weird guy taking pictures of me on the beach and muttering about global warming conspiracy"

"No, officer, I dont think hes ever been out much"

"Yeah, I mean its a beach and surely i'm allowed to wander round half-naked without being photographed by conspiracy nuts?"

"No, theres no one with him"

"No, I doubt he's seeing anyone"

 


well...you get the idea 

[Banjax]

"description officer? well he has a moustache and ponytail combo, lime green speedos, fake tan....oh and hes wearing some sort of hat made of.....tin foil? is that right?"

"please hurry"

[Amigo]

If those lovely legs got tired with all the pacing up down she could sit on my face & finish her call.

   Being the gentleman i am i'd grin & bear it!!!!!

[PhilRich]

If those lovely legs got tired with all the pacing up down she could sit on my face & finish her call.

   Being the gentleman i am i'd grin & bear it!!!!!

I always knew you had a generous nature Guy!