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[albitz]

Stop sniggering at the back.
Since about this time last week I have had this pain in my head. Its not right inside like a headache. Its on the right hand side towards the back and extends down into my ear.That part of my head and ear is sore even to touch,very similar to if you press on an infected wound. It feels like its between my scalp and my skull if that makes sense ?
break knows what it is, but its getting on my fackin nerves. Makes it difficult to concentrate on doing things. Just got a little bit used to the tinnitus and now this. Im falling apart.
Anyway - any archair medical experts heard of anything like it ? Im clueless.

[Broomies Mate]

As a fully qualified armchair medical expert (Hons)......

Your symptoms prove to be consistent with an ingrowing toenail.

Gargle with salidioter hourly for 3 days.

 

[albitz]

Aslong as its only salt water I will give it a go.

[CaptainZok]

Aslong as its only salt water I will give it a go.

I'm sure Nurse Pinky will be able to provide you with a salty solution to gargle with.

[albitz]

He probably would. Seems a grumpy tinker lately though.

[Vamps]

Such an opening statement,  it must surly be worthy of a humorous reply, but I can't think of one at the moment.....

[Nickbat]

PM sent. 

[albitz]

And replied. Thanks Nick.

[Gaffers]

Could be something very benign or it could be a subcutaneous infection which can be nasty.  Might be worth you see the quak tomorrow just to be sure.  There are enough symptoms there which would give me cause for concern.

[aaronjb]

I'm with Guffer on this - go see a doctor and don't try and diagnose it over the internet "my head hurts" fits anything from the mudane to "imminent death" so it's probably worth an expert opinion...

[Nickbat]

I'm with Guffer on this - go see a doctor and don't try and diagnose it over the internet "my head hurts" fits anything from the mudane to "imminent death" so it's probably worth an expert opinion...

Can you hurry up with locating that scuttle panel for me, Albs? 

[CaptainZok]

I bet Tonygnome's head hurt this morning, if last night's technicolour terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired was anything to go by.

[albitz]

Could be something very benign or it could be a subcutaneous infection which can be nasty.  Might be worth you see the quak tomorrow just to be sure.  There are enough symptoms there which would give me cause for concern.

Trouble is - a mate of mine went to see the doc (same one as me) last week because his hayfever was driving him nuts. She wrote him a script and off he went to the chemist to get his tablets. When he got back home his phone was ringing off the hook. It was the doc "I prescribed you anti depressants instead of anti hystemens".

[Jimbob]

[STMO123]

What brain?