Topic: 101 Things To Do With A Haynes Manual (Read 2207 times)

Timbuk · « **on:** 18 June 2007, 21:20:32 »

Just thinking what use i could put one of these book of lies to :question

Any suggestions

Bo Bo · « **Reply #1 on:** 18 June 2007, 21:21:37 »

November 5th comes to mind.....

Chopsdad · « **Reply #2 on:** 18 June 2007, 21:21:41 »

Chock the front wheel

hotel21 · « **Reply #3 on:** 18 June 2007, 22:16:21 »

spread the weight of the jack when you need to lift the car on grass....

hotel21 · « **Reply #4 on:** 18 June 2007, 22:17:19 »

a couple of hundred VERY LONG rolly ups.....

hotel21 · « **Reply #5 on:** 18 June 2007, 22:18:27 »

extremely handy when the Andrex Quilted runs out (not sure about the quality of the printers ink though, might leave a mark.....)

Tony H · « **Reply #6 on:** 19 June 2007, 00:05:20 »

In all fairness can be a limited reference tool however can be used to stop a wobbly table or chairleg

sounds2k · « **Reply #7 on:** 19 June 2007, 00:10:00 »

... smack someone round the head with when they say the cambelt and tensioners only need to be changed every 80k?

Markie · « **Reply #8 on:** 19 June 2007, 00:20:18 »

scrunch the pages up and throw them at people in your work....when there not looking..

megaomega123 · « **Reply #9 on:** 19 June 2007, 01:01:32 »

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scrunch the pages up and throw them at people in your work....when there not looking..

Gets my vote. Used to have hours of fun doing that in Orange's call centre. Oh and a fart machine stragically placed next to the coffee machine

2001CatOwner · « **Reply #10 on:** 19 June 2007, 04:22:54 »

On the other side of the pond, we use it for cleaning windows and stuffing in exhaust pipes.

DaveL · « **Reply #11 on:** 19 June 2007, 20:11:27 »

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On the other side of the pond, we use it for cleaning windows and stuffing in exhaust pipes.