Have you ever had the feeling that you should have stayed at home

Take 1 new by-pass...add 1 large traffic island...mix in a directional arrow bollard with faulty lighting and a generous measure of rain. The perfect recipe for a miserable christmas eve !!
Front and rear drivers side tires blown and the full geometric set up, last friday, down the pan.
I'd managed to avoid hitting the island full on and just nipped the corner, the worst case scenario will hopefully just be a new wishbones (£45), Track rod gubbins (£35) and two new tyres(£65 each), The alloys "look" ok...Oh, and another geometric (£60). Thank goodness I was in a 30mph zone.
I sat there thinking I was a total bell-end, and just wasn't paying attention, until a bloke comes running up to the car, offering to be a witness. Turns out he was waiting for the RAC to come and get him. He'd done exactly the same thing 10mins earlier. He had much bigger issues as he'd hit the island full on. Two trashed alloys and various warning lights on his dash lit up like a Christmas tree.
All this happened smack bang in front of local Police Station. Apparently crimbo revellers had knocked
the bollards over the night before and the council had been out to replace them, but hadn't sorted out the illumination issue. We reported the incident and within an hour the council were there, covering the un-lit island with reflective bollards.
In the mean time, I have my sisters MG-F. Don't get me wrong, It's a great little car and I'm really greatfull for the use...but it's like a Go-kart. It feels like I'm driving with my knees around my ears.
...and I have a 500 mile trip over the new years period.
There's a claim heading the councils way pretty darned soon !!
Merry christmas folks.