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In the beginning
« on: 18 December 2007, 00:32:07 »
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.

Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing' ".

After casting about for a suitable pearl,

He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,

Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.

Two lovely hips to increase his desire,

And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,

Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,

And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,

And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

Then he added a mouth.

Ruined the whole rather thing.
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Re: In the beginning
« Reply #1 on: 18 December 2007, 01:56:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: In the beginning
« Reply #2 on: 18 December 2007, 08:48:20 »
Too true... ;D
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Re: In the beginning
« Reply #3 on: 18 December 2007, 08:50:47 »
 ;D ;D

Pity he didnt add an on/off switch ;)
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Re: In the beginning
« Reply #4 on: 18 December 2007, 08:51:58 »
Oh they certainly have an ON switch, it's the OFF switch I've spent the last 34 years looking for.
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Re: In the beginning
« Reply #5 on: 18 December 2007, 08:53:15 »
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Oh they certainly have an ON switch, it's the OFF switch I've spent the last 34 years looking for.
Ive found the OFF switch with my wife, I tell her I want an early night, that soon shuts her up ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 18 December 2007, 08:56:39 »
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Oh they certainly have an ON switch, it's the OFF switch I've spent the last 34 years looking for.
Ive found the OFF switch with my wife, I tell her I want an early night, that soon shuts her up ;D
That doesn't work for me...maybe mine is faulty?  :o
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