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[miggy]

"Lord, please help me to be the person my Dog thinks I am."

10 Commandments for a Responsible Pet Owner

1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any seperation from you will be painful

2. Give me time to understand what it is you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me - it is crucial for my well being.

4. Don't be angry with me for long, and don't lock me up for punishment. You have your work, your friends, and your entertainment. I only have you.

5. Talk to me. Even if I don't undertand your words, I will understand your voice when it is speaking to me.

6. Be aware however you treat me, I'll never forget it.

7. Before you hit me, remember that the teeth I have could easily crush the bones in your hand, but I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I am not getting the right food, I've been out in the sun too long, or my heart may be getting old and weak.

9. Take care of me when I get old. You too will grow old.

10. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say " I can't bear to watch it", or " Let it happen in my absence." Everything is easier for me if you are there. Remember... I Love You

[STMO123]

Hmmmm........Gets me thinking........posted by Miggy............DANGEROUS.

[miggy]

Hmmmm........Gets me thinking........posted by Miggy............DANGEROUS.

 :question :question :question :question

[STMO123]

Hmmmm........Gets me thinking........posted by Miggy............DANGEROUS.

 :question :question :question :question

You....think?

[miggy]

Hmmmm........Gets me thinking........posted by Miggy............DANGEROUS.

 :question :question :question :question

You....think?

  2 of us northerners together should be ok with that

[STMO123]

I am not a northerner, I am a Scouser and therefore much posher

[miggy]

I am not a northerner, I am a Scouser and therefore much posher

Oh god..............stop there.

 

[STMO123]

I am not a northerner, I am a Scouser and therefore much posher

Oh god..............stop there.

 

Hey........European capital of culture dont you know..


Oh, that will be sooooooo funny

[cem_devecioglu]

"Lord, please help me to be the person my Dog thinks I am."

10 Commandments for a Responsible Pet Owner

1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any seperation from you will be painful

2. Give me time to understand what it is you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me - it is crucial for my well being.

4. Don't be angry with me for long, and don't lock me up for punishment. You have your work, your friends, and your entertainment. I only have you.

5. Talk to me. Even if I don't undertand your words, I will understand your voice when it is speaking to me.

6. Be aware however you treat me, I'll never forget it.

7. Before you hit me, remember that the teeth I have could easily crush the bones in your hand, but I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I am not getting the right food, I've been out in the sun too long, or my heart may be getting old and weak.

9. Take care of me when I get old. You too will grow old.

10. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say " I can't bear to watch it", or " Let it happen in my absence." Everything is easier for me if you are there. Remember... I Love You

 

[miggy]

I am not a northerner, I am a Scouser and therefore much posher

Oh god..............stop there.

 

Hey........European capital of culture dont you know..


Oh, that will be sooooooo funny