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[miggy]

Asda, ATS,...hooligan

You have a memory like an elephant..............Hows it going dumbo

Yeah, you want to see my bigtrunk?

No mate, i heard it was a big draw back

[STMO123]

did they damage the alloys?

No mate, luck would have it, it langed on the inner rim, no damage. The bloke went white when he relised what he had done

What colour was he originally?

[STMO123]

Asda, ATS,...hooligan

You have a memory like an elephant..............Hows it going dumbo

Yeah, you want to see my bigtrunk?

No mate, i heard it was a big draw back

The biggest

[miggy]

did they damage the alloys?

No mate, luck would have it, it langed on the inner rim, no damage. The bloke went white when he relised what he had done

What colour was he originally?

Erm, Erm, he was Erm Bl, oh how can i say this without offending, Erm, he was not from this country, Erm, Erm.

[STMO123]

It's OK to offend me though

He was BL...ue?

[Entwood]

I refuse to use these chains as the muppets they employ have no sense whatsoever ....

My next door neighbour (a very large single woman who knows nothing about motors) had a puncture in a wheel only fitted by Kwik Fit a month previously and the AA breakdown could NOT undo the nuts they were that tight... she was eventually recovered by a "spectacle" lift and on my advice the car was taken to Kwik Fit site and I went to collect her.

I had a lengthy and meaningful discussion with the manager as we watched TWO "mechanics" (??) swing on the end of a 6 foot scaffold pole in order to undo the wheel nuts. After pointing out a few things and talking about local papers/TV/ trading standards he agreed to pay for complete replacement of all 4 wheel hubs etc.. and then got really upset when she .. with a little help from me.... insisted that the work would be done by the VW garage and not by themselves !!

Only sad thing was I never saw the actual bill, it was sent direct to them by the VW people..

I've always wondered exactly what Torque they were done up to....

[miggy]

It's OK to offend me though

Yeh because you give as good as you get, I never cursed people till i started getting your post replys.

 

[STMO123]

I refuse to use these chains as the muppets they employ have no sense whatsoever ....

My next door neighbour (a very large single woman who knows nothing about motors) had a puncture in a wheel only fitted by Kwik Fit a month previously and the AA breakdown could NOT undo the nuts they were that tight... she was eventually recovered by a "spectacle" lift and on my advice the car was taken to Kwik Fit site and I went to collect her.

I had a lengthy and meaningful discussion with the manager as we watched TWO "mechanics" (??) swing on the end of a 6 foot scaffold pole in order to undo the wheel nuts. After pointing out a few things and talking about local papers/TV/ trading standards he agreed to pay for complete replacement of all 4 wheel hubs etc.. and then got really upset when she .. with a little help from me.... insisted that the work would be done by the VW garage and not by themselves !!

Only sad thing was I never saw the actual bill, it was sent direct to them by the VW people..

I've always wondered exactly what Torque they were done up to....

When all the other nice customers are sitting drinking their vending machine slop, I'm out in the workshop.............."making conversation"

[miggy]

It's OK to offend me though

He was BL...ue?

Thats it, because he was cold.

[miggy]

I refuse to use these chains as the muppets they employ have no sense whatsoever ....

My next door neighbour (a very large single woman who knows nothing about motors) had a puncture in a wheel only fitted by Kwik Fit a month previously and the AA breakdown could NOT undo the nuts they were that tight... she was eventually recovered by a "spectacle" lift and on my advice the car was taken to Kwik Fit site and I went to collect her.

I had a lengthy and meaningful discussion with the manager as we watched TWO "mechanics" (??) swing on the end of a 6 foot scaffold pole in order to undo the wheel nuts. After pointing out a few things and talking about local papers/TV/ trading standards he agreed to pay for complete replacement of all 4 wheel hubs etc.. and then got really upset when she .. with a little help from me.... insisted that the work would be done by the VW garage and not by themselves !!

Only sad thing was I never saw the actual bill, it was sent direct to them by the VW people..

I've always wondered exactly what Torque they were done up to....

When all the other nice customers are sitting drinking their vending machine slop, I'm out in the workshop.............."making conversation"

I can imagine

[STMO123]

It's OK to offend me though

Yeh because you give as good as you get, I never cursed people till i started getting your post replys.

 

No....soldiers dont swear....and curse.......AND BULLY OLD FOLK.

[miggy]

It's OK to offend me though

Yeh because you give as good as you get, I never cursed people till i started getting your post replys.

 

No....soldiers dont swear....and curse.......AND BULLY OLD FOLK.

Tuff

[cem_devecioglu]

Asda, ATS,...hooligan

wish they were different there..same kind of s**** ..