dad your going to a rest home,im selling your house to pay for it, you cant look after yourself anymore.
AT THE REST HOME
hello sir we take good care of you,what do you want to eat,
ill have best steak you got. with all the trimmings;
would you like breakfast in bed or in the dinning room.
i want it in bed with all the trimmings.
ON THE PHONE TO SON
i fu,,ck hate you please dont leave me here dont sell the house i want to come home.
dad just try it if you dont like it after a week you can come home promise, ok.
son son sell the fu,,,kin house im staying.
had steak and chips last night it was brill best ive ever had.
this morning there was a knock on the door,in walked an absolute babe with my breakfast, but when i jumped out of bed i had a massive hard on, im so sorry i said,
no problem she said ,i can take care of that for you, she gave me the best blow job ever, then said eat your food, im staying sell the house asap.
that night son,son dont sell the house i want to come home now.
dad you said you loved it steak, blow job,breakfast, WHATS WRONG.
they took me for a bath today , when i got out i sliped flat on my face.
a male nurse jumped on me a give me one from behind. dont sell the house. i want to come home NOW'
dad you got to take the rough with the smooth, so you fell over , some one give you one, think about the food the blow job the babes your staying.
SON I HAVE A HARD ON 4 TIMES A YEAR.
I FALL OVER 4 TIMES A DAY ,
DONT SELL THE HOUSE,
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